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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Sun Oct 07, 2012 2:27 pm

Greetings and welcome, all.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Oct 07, 2012 3:56 pm

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Greetings and welcome, all.

BunsenH... Any relation to Dr. Bunsen Honeydew?
...and does our resident Beaker know..?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby fortehlols on Sun Oct 07, 2012 8:06 pm

Greetings, I am a young Pastafarian seeking to draw wisdom from the forum of Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Please treat me well brothers and sisters. R'amen
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Terrible Tim on Mon Oct 08, 2012 4:19 am

Aye mates. After a few gill o me favorite swill, I find me self posting for the first time. May your sails be full, your women recently bathed, and your meat less rancid.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:02 pm

Welcome, ye scurvy newe recruits!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby black bart on Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:43 am

We've never had a Jim before...either terrible or not...have we?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Thu Oct 11, 2012 8:45 am

Greetings, new recruits. It's your turn in the barrel this week; after that you'll have fun. :evilgrin:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby noodleRudy on Fri Oct 12, 2012 5:28 am

I've witnessed a miracle healing performed by FSM himself! I can't wait to post it when I figure out how.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby seolondon on Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:25 am

I'm not a new member here anymore but this is my first time to post. Inasmuch, I do hope I posted it on right topic.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:57 pm

Wellkum abord m8tees !
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:01 pm

Welcome, new recruits!

Die in a spider-infested hole, seolondon!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Iony on Thu Oct 18, 2012 1:33 pm

When will hold contests on this board?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:07 pm

I hosted two already , ye mist dem m8!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff on Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:43 am

Here's a chainsaw, lony. Start it up, and insert it into your rectum. Thank you for your cooperation, you vile piece of goat excrement.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:39 pm

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:Welcome, new recruits!

Die in a spider-infested hole, seolondon!

Almighty Doer of Stuff wrote:Here's a chainsaw, lony. Start it up, and insert it into your rectum. Thank you for your cooperation, you vile piece of goat excrement.

Having a bit of a campaign against spambots, ADoS?

Not that I blame you. Ever considered a career as a moderator?
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