The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

This is the section that includes the forum rules, and standard operating procedures. You can't post to the rest of the forum until you've posted here. Don't bother trying.

Moderators: All Things Mods, Other Stuff Mods, Serious Mods, phpBB2 - Administrators

User avatar
daftbeaker
Help! I've fallen and can't get curry.
Posts: 11532
Joined: Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:11 pm
Location: Surrey, England.

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:27 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:Up yours pooface

Yes folks, as you can see, Venganza is a haven of intellectual dialogue and mutual respect. I am even insulted on the basis of my tragic Kaled heritage, by a lab-coated penguin with different-sized legs. He probably would have left by now, but he walks in circles because of the wonky legs, so we're stuck with him.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! :haha:
That seems to point up a significant difference between Europeans and Americans. A European says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with me?" An American says: "I can't understand this, what's wrong with him? - Sir Terry Pratchett

The great thing about Beaker is his ability to provoke while still being decorous, or at least within acceptable rules of conduct - Qwertyuiopasd

User avatar
IspywithmeI
Tortellini Third Mate
Posts: 300
Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:25 am
Location: relatively uncertain

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:03 pm

:haha: You guys can always make me laugh. Especially when I as manic as I am now.

But there are reports out there that it can get even worse.
Viewed through a telescope I live in a world governed by Einsteinian relativity
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New

zserg
Ziti Zealot
Posts: 11
Joined: Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:23 am

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby zserg » Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:41 am

Hello all.
I have been reading some things on the venganza website, and I believe this is a great religion, and it can be an example for future religion movements (or past ones) .

I look forward to much enlightenment.
:zen:

User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
Posts: 16209
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.
Contact:

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:57 am

Welcome, zserg.

Seats and tray tables in the upright position, seatbelt light is on, cabin doors to manual.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

User avatar
IspywithmeI
Tortellini Third Mate
Posts: 300
Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:25 am
Location: relatively uncertain

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:09 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:cabin doors to manual.


What do you mean with that last part Roy?
Viewed through a telescope I live in a world governed by Einsteinian relativity
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New

User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
Posts: 16209
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.
Contact:

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:01 pm

IspywithmeI wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:cabin doors to manual.


What do you mean with that last part Roy?
The cabin doors are interlocked from a control in the cockpit, to stop the doors from being opened when the aircraft is in flight. When the flight crew turn the interlock off after landing, they tell the cabin crew that they now have control and can now unlock and open the doors once the aircraft is at the gate.
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

Viquetor
Conchigliette Convert
Posts: 1
Joined: Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:22 am

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Viquetor » Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:59 am

Hi,
I live in Belgium, where there are 4 "officials" religions recognized and sponsored by the state.
I think it's time to introduce the church of the flying spaghetti monster to the authorities to be recognized too... :blush:

User avatar
Roy Hunter
If it's not Scottish, it's crap.
Posts: 16209
Joined: Sun Nov 09, 2008 6:13 pm
Location: It's the place where you are, but that's not important right now.
Contact:

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:17 pm

Welcome, Viquetor.
:welcome:
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
"To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine.
"One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln.
"If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.

User avatar
IspywithmeI
Tortellini Third Mate
Posts: 300
Joined: Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:25 am
Location: relatively uncertain

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI » Wed Jan 28, 2015 5:57 am

Welcome me fellow sock/meat puppets/balls
Viewed through a telescope I live in a world governed by Einsteinian relativity
Viewed through a microscope I live in a world governed by quantum uncertainty
Simply seen I am present and not New

User avatar
Kronozs
Conchigliette Convert
Posts: 5
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:45 pm
Location: Philippines

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Kronozs » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:24 am

New convert here from the Philippines!! Nice to meet yall

User avatar
Cardinal Fang
Lord of Linguini
Posts: 1322
Joined: Sat Apr 07, 2007 7:46 pm
Location: A dungeon on Viltvodle VI

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Fri Feb 20, 2015 5:26 pm

Welcome Kronozs

Would you like some pudding?

CF
Image
Cardinal Fang's Python Site
http://www.cardinalfang.net


My contact e-mail address is FAKE.
To contact me, my email is "latinum" at "hotmail" dot "com".

User avatar
RevWrongway
Cavatappi Cabin Boy
Posts: 81
Joined: Thu Dec 25, 2014 10:21 pm
Location: S.W. Louisiana, USA
Contact:

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby RevWrongway » Fri Feb 20, 2015 7:46 pm

Cardinal Fang wrote:Welcome Kronozs

Would you like some pudding?

CF


:welcome:

Welcome aboard Kronozs! Don't be trustin' the pudding.

:nefyoobash:
ʇuǝɯƃpnɾ pɐq ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇɐɥʇ ɐʇʇol ɐ puɐ 'ǝɔuǝᴉɹǝdxǝ ɯoɹɟ sǝɯoɔ ʇuǝɯƃpnɾ pooפ

ǝuO ʎlpooN ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐǝ˥ ˙ʎlpuᴉʞ ʞɐǝdS ˙ʎldǝǝp ǝɹɐƆ ˙ʎlsnoɹǝuǝƃ ǝʌo˥ ˙ʎldɯᴉs ǝʌᴉ˥

User avatar
Kronozs
Conchigliette Convert
Posts: 5
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2015 3:45 pm
Location: Philippines

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Kronozs » Fri Feb 20, 2015 9:50 pm

RevWrongway wrote:
Cardinal Fang wrote:Welcome Kronozs

Would you like some pudding?

CF


:welcome:

Welcome aboard Kronozs! Don't be trustin' the pudding.

:nefyoobash:


Why not? I like puddings :3

User avatar
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
Shaman of Ramen
Posts: 2916
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
Location: off me leesh
Contact:

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Mar 01, 2015 8:35 pm

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

User avatar
DavidH
Tagliatelle Trainee Monk
Posts: 4547
Joined: Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:23 pm
Location: Herefordshire, Western England

Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Mon Mar 02, 2015 3:23 pm

Ignore the Neff Yoo, new persons! :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash: :nefyoobash:
Image


Return to “Standards and Practices”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 3 guests