The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker on Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:27 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:Up yours pooface

Yes folks, as you can see, Venganza is a haven of intellectual dialogue and mutual respect. I am even insulted on the basis of my tragic Kaled heritage, by a lab-coated penguin with different-sized legs. He probably would have left by now, but he walks in circles because of the wonky legs, so we're stuck with him.

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I'm being repressed! :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI on Wed Jan 07, 2015 1:03 pm

:haha: You guys can always make me laugh. Especially when I as manic as I am now.

But there are reports out there that it can get even worse.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby zserg on Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:41 am

Hello all.
I have been reading some things on the venganza website, and I believe this is a great religion, and it can be an example for future religion movements (or past ones) .

I look forward to much enlightenment.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:57 am

Welcome, zserg.

Seats and tray tables in the upright position, seatbelt light is on, cabin doors to manual.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby IspywithmeI on Thu Jan 15, 2015 5:09 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:cabin doors to manual.


What do you mean with that last part Roy?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:01 pm

IspywithmeI wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:cabin doors to manual.


What do you mean with that last part Roy?
The cabin doors are interlocked from a control in the cockpit, to stop the doors from being opened when the aircraft is in flight. When the flight crew turn the interlock off after landing, they tell the cabin crew that they now have control and can now unlock and open the doors once the aircraft is at the gate.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Viquetor on Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:59 am

Hi,
I live in Belgium, where there are 4 "officials" religions recognized and sponsored by the state.
I think it's time to introduce the church of the flying spaghetti monster to the authorities to be recognized too... :blush:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jan 16, 2015 7:17 pm

Welcome, Viquetor.
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