The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Lama Linguine » Mon Jul 06, 2015 8:47 am

I've been touched by his noodley appendage and started my pirate training. Thanks for having me! R'amen!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Jul 06, 2015 1:17 pm

Welcome Lama Linguine

Splice the mainbrace!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ElBuitre » Tue Jul 07, 2015 5:22 am

Ahoy maties!
Here "El Buitre", Pastafarian since 2011, Minister since 2013.
Formally known as Alejandro (don't bother with "Alex" use nickname if you prefer)
I'm a proud part of the "Iglesia Pastafari" from Spain.
We here were doing our best to get recogniced as legit, but as you may think it's a hard trip while here at the "Catholic Playground".

We are doing too a Spanish (Castillian) translation of the Loose Canon, and for sure I will ask you for help, not all terms/sentences are easy to trace. Will request help with the embebbed images as well, but times will come.

Well, without a spelling corrector I will show you that my english is not very good.

No more now.
I will explore the forum and hope help more than request help.

May you all find your place at The Volcano! ( You know which)

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:36 pm

Welcome El Buitr

Don't step in the pudding

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH » Tue Jul 07, 2015 2:17 pm

Welcome, Alejandro! I hope the Pope changes his mind soon. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby theTimeLord » Mon Jul 13, 2015 12:42 pm

ARRRRR Mateyes! I have felt the ghostly impression of His Noodly Appendages and have seen the light,especially that FSM has bigger balls than any other god. Count me in! Now I'm off to go distribute cookies and candy to children in my pirate regalia.

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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:43 pm

Deer Unca Thyme-earl,

Mi comnputarrr awlreddy 'as lotsa cookies but ye can giff me alla candy .

Dats a oardarrr , fank ye , ye welcum !

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby fluffy pasta » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:08 pm

Ahoy me name be fluffy :nefyoobash:
I Be seeing you tappin yerr keys overseas

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Mon Jul 20, 2015 5:55 pm

WELCOME FLUFFY PASTA! DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!?!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jul 20, 2015 6:14 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:WELCOME FLUFFY PASTA! DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!?!

Just ignore the crazy moderator behind the curtain.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jul 20, 2015 9:50 pm

daftbeaker wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:WELCOME FLUFFY PASTA! DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CAPS LOCK KEY IS?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!?!

Just ignore the crazy moderator behind the curtain.

The rest of us are normal. Ish. Well, sort of :idiot:

Speak for yourself, Mister Bananahead. :idiot:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev Duck » Tue Jul 21, 2015 8:07 pm

PASTAFARIANS!

I've been meaning to register as an ordained minister for some time and finally did it! I shall now endeavour to register our denomination in Ontario and get the FSM the recognition He deserves! :)

R'Amen,

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Rev. JoneZ » Fri Jul 24, 2015 10:31 pm

I have been considering His Noddileness for some time. And recently applied to be an ordained minister in the CotFSM, but I may be a rate breeed in here. I consider myself religious. I'm not an atheist, humanist or anti-religion. I have spent many years studying different religions, beleifs and philosophy. Believing some items, questioning others and out right rejecting some beliefs. But I really want to believe in something. Can I be truly religious and a Pastafarian?

May I be touched by his noodly appendage.

JoneZ

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Saucy Fusilli » Mon Jul 27, 2015 6:53 pm

Hello, I am new to the forum but not a new convert. Hail Pasta full of carbs. RAmen. :fsm_float:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby 4x4tykey » Wed Jul 29, 2015 6:28 pm

Hello everyone I just converted to Pastafarianism and I'm new in this religion I also felt touched by is noodly Appendage. I hope to stay in this group. Thank you very much.


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