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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:13 am

Ummmmm.........

Sorcy Fillies an' 16turkeys ye b hokay iff ye duz fowwlow me horders .

i haz choklit icecreem an' peetzer 4 brekkfass at 7 bewlls , dats a oarder .

Fankye ye welcum . :welcome:
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Thu Jul 30, 2015 5:14 am

YARR! Well kum abord mateys!
Err , oi meens ye SKURVEE SKUM !
Now git ye ta postin sumfin humerus
YARR !

O !
An by thee by , oi woodint be shakkin thee wee blightarrs hand iffin oi wuz ye , ye dusint want ta noe warr he puts dem .
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby samin_rpcmp_ru » Fri Jul 31, 2015 12:33 pm

Hello!
My name is Mikhail Samin, I am a member of the Holy Colander of the Russian Pastafary Church.
We're going to to register in Russia as a religious organization. To do this, we need permission from Bobby Henderson to use the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (we translated it into Russian).
Sorry for bad English.

Thanks!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Jul 31, 2015 2:23 pm

samin_rpcmp_ru wrote:Hello!
My name is Mikhail Samin, I am a member of the Holy Colander of the Russian Pastafary Church.
We're going to to register in Russia as a religious organization. To do this, we need permission from Bobby Henderson to use the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (we translated it into Russian).
Sorry for bad English.

Thanks!

What bad English?

Hello by the way :welcome:
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Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Fri Jul 31, 2015 4:24 pm

samin_rpcmp_ru wrote:Hello!
My name is Mikhail Samin, I am a member of the Holy Colander of the Russian Pastafary Church.
We're going to to register in Russia as a religious organization. To do this, we need permission from Bobby Henderson to use the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (we translated it into Russian).
Sorry for bad English.

Thanks!



Ullo Uncca Mikky ,

ummmm...

if ye 'angs rownd 'ere 4 a wile i fixes yer Eggliss an' lerns ya 'ow 2 tawk proppery .
ye juss hassta duz wot i sez , hokay ?

Fankye , ye welcum . :welcome:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby samin_rpcmp_ru » Sat Aug 01, 2015 5:35 am

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Ullo Uncca Mikky ,

ummmm...

if ye 'angs rownd 'ere 4 a wile i fixes yer Eggliss an' lerns ya 'ow 2 tawk proppery .
ye juss hassta duz wot i sez , hokay ?

Fankye , ye welcum . :welcome:

I ... I can't read your message :blush:

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter » Sat Aug 01, 2015 8:25 am

samin_rpcmp_ru wrote:I ... I can't read your message :blush:

That's because your English is better than Nef Yoo's.

He's a pirate. Not a very good one, obviously, but nevertheless a pirate.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Monobaz » Sun Aug 02, 2015 3:16 am

samin_rpcmp_ru wrote:
Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:Ullo Uncca Mikky ,

ummmm...

if ye 'angs rownd 'ere 4 a wile i fixes yer Eggliss an' lerns ya 'ow 2 tawk proppery .
ye juss hassta duz wot i sez , hokay ?

Fankye , ye welcum . :welcome:

I ... I can't read your message :blush:


Welcome Mikhail. Ignore the little guy!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ashish1521 » Mon Aug 03, 2015 2:44 am

hello fellow pirates.. this is Ashish, your friendly pirate

I was trying to figure out why i am unable to post replies.. glad i found this thread.

some interesting discussions going on..

See ya all around!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby jasper_b » Tue Aug 04, 2015 2:42 pm

Hello everyone!

I joined a year ago, but couldn't log in at that time, and then I forgot all about it. Today I gave it another try, and it worked! :lech:

I'm one of the admins of the official FB group (https://www.facebook.com/groups/181753425298669/), which I joined four years ago.

In the name of the Pasta, the Sauce and the Holy Meatballs, R'Amen!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Tue Aug 04, 2015 4:17 pm

Ullo h'Ashish an' casper-j

i fink ye bedda brung me sum choklit kake rite a way cos i iss 'ungwy , rrrr .

Funy 'ow ye can joyne hup an' ferget abowt us 4 a hole yeer -

i mite haffta stik casper-j inna brigg till 'e gets hiss prioryees rite , rrrrrr . :welcome:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.

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Postby jasper_b » Tue Aug 04, 2015 4:46 pm

Thank you, I guess :confused: My Pirate English is a bit rusty :blush:

No idea how a whole year could pass before I returned here. Time flies when you're having rum :drinking:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:40 pm

jasper_b wrote:Hello everyone!

I joined a year ago, but couldn't log in at that time, and then I forgot all about it. Today I gave it another try, and it worked! :lech:

I'm one of the admins of the official FB group (https://www.facebook.com/groups/181753425298669/), which I joined four years ago.

In the name of the Pasta, the Sauce and the Holy Meatballs, R'Amen!


I'm also a member of that group, under my secret assumed identity.

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Postby jasper_b » Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:37 pm

Nice to meet a fellow member :) Are you an active member? And under what name do you lurk in the group?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang » Wed Aug 05, 2015 4:03 pm

jasper_b wrote:Nice to meet a fellow member :) Are you an active member?


Yes

jasper_b wrote:And under what name do you lurk in the group?


Not telling

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