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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Dechujoh64 on Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:44 pm

Welcome aboard, Masterdoctorn7,

watch out for Nef Yoo's Tossed salad and you will be fine. :welcome:
Pope Dechujoh is the name.
Oh, here is a list of things that I have writin:
Click the link->The Book of Dechujoh.:
Letter to the Risians. (14 Chapters.) has been writin
Letter to the Udonites. (2 Chpts.) has been writin
Letters between D and M the Udonite. (6 Chpts)has been writin
Letters to the Fiorites is next. Started on.
Revelations 3: The Scroll of the 7 Sealed Pastas(17 Chpts)has been writin
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Busybee on Tue Oct 21, 2014 8:10 pm

Hi,

That said, I recently went to a Burning Man Regional burn in Arizona which had an AZBurn FSM Campout presence. It was Noodly. I can't include a link because links are forbidden, no doubt by his Noodliness, in first posts. If this post is approved I suppose I could post a link somewhere somewhen. But if anyone were interested they'd google the underlined bit, check it out, and if they thought it worth posting somewhere, they would. But pointing that out may be too much like linking, so I'd better just say Hi and Bye. Ignore everything else. But then Pirates are not always compliant, so whatever.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Freddy926 on Tue Oct 21, 2014 11:09 pm

Hey guys, I'm Freddy926 and I'm an alchoholic... Wait, wrong forum YOU SAW NOTHING

So yeah, I'm Freddy926, I've been a pastafarian for a few months now and found this forum. I stumbled across the FSM after reading about it on Wikipedia where I was exploring arguments for atheism (I was a strong Agnostic Atheist) such as Russel's Teapot, Problem of Evil, and the Omnipotence paradox. Sadly, I missed International Talk Like a Pirate Day this year, however, I'm looking forward to Halloween when I shall adorn myself in Pirate regalia and celebrate His saucy goodness

Fare-thee-well mateys, and remember, WWAPD?
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang on Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:22 pm

Welcome Busybee and Freddy926.

The attack slugs have been deactivated.

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:05 am

Greetings, BB and Freddy. Welcome aboard, now get below and draw yer pyrit kit from the bosun. Ye can sling yer hammocks in the forrard shit locker. :haha:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Capn Noodle Beard on Sat Oct 25, 2014 11:04 am

Arrrrrrgh! Ahoy thar shipmates! Capn Noodle Beard at yer service. I been touched by his noodly appendage. Pasta be apon ye all! R'Amen
Cap'n Noodle Beard - Pastafarian from Brisbane, Australia. Pasta be upon ye and yer crew. R'Amen
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sat Oct 25, 2014 1:03 pm

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby ronewilde on Mon Oct 27, 2014 3:49 am

I am rone wilde, thank you for accepting me here
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang on Mon Oct 27, 2014 1:48 pm

Welcome rone wilde

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Should you experience any of the aforementioned alarms, plummeting or screaming, please make your way to the lifeboats. However as these were designed to accomodate only the forum's attack slugs, the mods will happily help you to prepare to meet your Noodly Maker.

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