Welcome, all you new people! Well, I suppose you're not new people, as new people tend to be very small, not potty-trained, and can't talk let alone post on internet forums. So welcome, newly-registered people!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks. "To argue with a person who has renounced reason is like administering medicine to the dead." ~ Thomas Paine. "One should not believe everything one reads on the internet." ~ Abraham Lincoln. "If you're making a political point wearing a balaclava, you're a c***. It was true for the IRA and it's true now." ~ daftbeaker.
Hello, I am PervySageChuck, a new convert to His Noodly Goodness and a devout atheist who has had to dodge those blasted lightning bolts from the Gods that I don't believe in all my life.
(After all, I blaspheme A LOT!!!)
In fact, I have had to attach a heavy-duty grounding wire to the zipper tab on my Levis in order to protect myself from "The Wrath of God." So I am very happy to find a God who is understanding of my foibles and is still willing to touch me with His Noodly Appendage. (And in a NICE way, at that!)
And I would tell those detractors of the FSM who claim that He is nothing more than a Japanese hentai tentacle monster that desires nothing more than to rape innocent young virgin Shinto priestesses that those same young, beautiful priestesses have told me that they feel extremely blessed to have been touched by Him and that they praise and thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for changing their warm, stale sake into the finest of beer and Holy Rum!!!
Yaarrrrr, everyone! While cooking tagliatelle yesterday, His Noodliness appeared to me in the patterns in the pasta-water foam and directed me towards this website. I'm eager to absorb everything I can find in here while I wait for my copy of the gospel to be delivered.
I would also like to revive the Swiss chapter together with the other Swiss dudes there, it seems to have been dormant for a few years. So if you want to join in with that, let us know :)