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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby DavidH on Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:47 pm

Greeting, cmscanuck and Zachary. Ignore everything I tell you and all will be well.
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Roy Hunter on Sun Mar 23, 2014 5:39 pm

Welcome, all you new people! Well, I suppose you're not new people, as new people tend to be very small, not potty-trained, and can't talk let alone post on internet forums. So welcome, newly-registered people!

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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby PervySageChuck on Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:36 pm

Hello, I am PervySageChuck, a new convert to His Noodly Goodness and a devout atheist who has had to dodge those blasted lightning bolts from the Gods that I don't believe in all my life.

(After all, I blaspheme A LOT!!!)

In fact, I have had to attach a heavy-duty grounding wire to the zipper tab on my Levis in order to protect myself from "The Wrath of God." So I am very happy to find a God who is understanding of my foibles and is still willing to touch me with His Noodly Appendage. (And in a NICE way, at that!)

And I would tell those detractors of the FSM who claim that He is nothing more than a Japanese hentai tentacle monster that desires nothing more than to rape innocent young virgin Shinto priestesses that those same young, beautiful priestesses have told me that they feel extremely blessed to have been touched by Him and that they praise and thank the Flying Spaghetti Monster for changing their warm, stale sake into the finest of beer and Holy Rum!!!
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Yersinia on Sat Apr 05, 2014 4:29 pm

Greetings . I think I may just have had an epiphany , should I seek medical help or would going to the pub be a better option ?
Many thanks for allowing me to board this fine brigantine :drinking:
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Lasanius on Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:09 am

Yaarrrrr, everyone! While cooking tagliatelle yesterday, His Noodliness appeared to me in the patterns in the pasta-water foam and directed me towards this website. I'm eager to absorb everything I can find in here while I wait for my copy of the gospel to be delivered.

I would also like to revive the Swiss chapter together with the other Swiss dudes there, it seems to have been dormant for a few years. So if you want to join in with that, let us know :)
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Re: The New Convert Thread - MAKE YOUR FIRST POST HERE

Postby Cardinal Fang on Thu Apr 10, 2014 7:23 am

Welcome to the forum PervySageChuck, Yersinia and Lasanius

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