What a bore!
So I guess that answers our thread question: "Is there a Devil in Pastafarianism?". The answer is no. Just some little demons, sometimes.
I think there's a certain percentage of the population who could be known as the "poised to be outraged" group, or PBOG for short(?!). These people wake up irritable and scan the horizon for anything to shout at. Heaven forbid they look inside themselves for the problem.
Taste the truth, savor the satire, pass the pasta!
Dona Nobis Pasta