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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:23 pm

98. Does yer wreckomend Quark Hexpress or Adobe HinDesoign?
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Postby tanguerra » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:26 am

99. Can yer read or rite matey!
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Adobe

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:29 am

pieces o'nine wrote:98. Does yer wreckomend Quark Hexpress or Adobe HinDesoign?


Adobe InDesign...half the price of Quark.
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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:36 am

black bart wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:98. Does yer wreckomend Quark Hexpress or Adobe HinDesoign?


Adobe InDesign...half the price of Quark.

Yarrr! But oi misses thee olde Quark days.

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100. Has ye any speshul worrrds o' wisdom ter marrrk thee hocashun o' this 'istoric 100th queschun?
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Quark

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 03, 2008 5:44 am

Quark was king for many years and I had to be persuaded by my boss to change...er, AAAARRGH!
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Postby tanguerra » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:04 am

I'm feelin' slightly seasick! Must be the quark.
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Apr 03, 2008 6:08 am

Yarrr, oi learned wiv RageMaker, AKA PageMangler. Oi had a roight hattitude habout HexPress, then one day oi made a luvverly bro shure wiv hit an was converted, loike. I nivir looked back.

At least, until oi laid out thee Cronans fer Hadobe's Creativ Sweet.
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Postby Auntie Blackbeard » Fri Apr 04, 2008 11:44 pm

101 . Wot be me burfday dearie ?

How kin me luverlys throw a burfday fer thArr Auntie iffen Oi nae a Burfday ?

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Postby anthrobabe » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:49 am

102: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Postby pieces o'nine » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:20 pm

103. What do women want?

(That be a trick qweschun! harrr harrr harrr)
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Postby DaveL » Sat Apr 05, 2008 8:47 pm

104. What don't men want?
Manatee Singles

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Wood

Postby black bart » Wed Apr 09, 2008 5:22 am

anthrobabe wrote:102: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Er...Edwoood woodwood?
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Postby CATPIN_PUFF » Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:26 am

anthrobabe wrote:102: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


ENUF TO MAKE FIRE AND BOIL HIZ HED...



THEN I EATIT.
I'M IN UR CROWNEST CHASIN UR CROWZ

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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Apr 09, 2008 3:28 pm

105. Wot be thee hotte pyrate fashuns fer Spring 1708?
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Apr 09, 2008 6:10 pm

106. Yarr Perfesser ,

I wuz juss wunnerin ' , uh gots a new silk shirt , uh doan wanna git blood onnit an' rune it .
Soze this necks raidin' pARRdee Oim gonna smear sum capsup onnit an' say uh bin doin' my part in thee fight .
Wot does ye tink ove thee ideARR ?
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