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bonsaiherb wrote:Hi Cardinal Fang,
A new chapter.
In the midst of the seas there was a great void. It was a time of deep darkness, before the crustacean or the first fish. Into this Amphibious void came the Giant Octopi known as FSM. With his eight tentacles, enormous testicles and all seeing eyez he created the Cephalopods known as Octopi and Squid.
The oceans were colorless at that time so he squirted his great inkiness into this domain. The shallow seas were churned by the gods of the air and the coloration was blue. As the remainder of his inkiness settled downward the ocean became ever darker and the creatures of the land could not penetrate those great depths The FSM gave the care of the sea that surrounded him to his minions and they can be found guarding the oceans under the boulders he had deposited for them to live under.
FSM filled the seas with living things: diatoms and krill to feed new swimming creatures of every sort. He even created squid and penguins that would dine upon the multitude. He created sharks, turtles and whales. Some of these even ventured upon the land. His angels the flying squid could even fly.
To the coastal regions he created Kelp and in this sub domain of great forests would be the sea anemone, crab, starfish and non-gilled animals like the seal. On the fifth day he was satisfied, and sank to the deep abyss of his deep Pacific ocean. So centered near Hawaii, his tentacles reached from East to West and North to South, breathing life into the Pacific Rim with every quiver of his body.
Soon creatures (he had not breathed his soul into would begin to intrude. From their land, they would sail upon his domain and harvest the Whale and .Octopus. Even his archangel the Giant Squid or Kraken could not end this plague on the oceans. This would make him furious and he would stretch his limbs and pull on these tectonic hinges causing, fire, eruptions, quakes and tsunamis to cull out those he had not created. In his greatest anger he flooded the pustules of land and thought it was it was good.
It did not work and even today he battles against the angel who had ascended to rule lands he could not convert.
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