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anthrobabe wrote:I'm a vegiepastafarian and I'm the terror of the seas round here
in fact drop yer mainsail and turn around and look behine you
yes that's my ship
now stand to and prepare to be boarded
By the power invested in me by tabloid-reading imbeciles, I name you a pedo-dog!
Siam Buccaneer wrote:We at the 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster feel that being vegetarian is the only true way. Our belief is that the mates who first transcribed the sacred words of the Prophet Henderson mistakenly used the Englishman Black Beard's â€œaaarâ€? instead of the Frenchman FranÃ§ois le Clerc's â€œaaare'â€?. This led to the Holy Noodliness being portrayed as having all seeing meatballs instead of Beefsteak Tomatoes as it should truly be written. The 5th Day Adventurist Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the 5th day being the holy eve of Friday, welcomes all vegetarian pastafarians into the fold.
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