Unintelligent design!

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Postby Captain Noobhead on Thu May 18, 2006 6:33 pm

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Good work, Cap'n Noobhead. Ooh, I see you have a squirrel avatar. We're big on rodents around here.
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Postby blackeyedbutch on Tue Mar 13, 2007 9:08 pm

Sir Francis Drake wrote: We're big on rodents around here.


that sucks my avatar happens to eat rodents, but it is on fire so i guess i'm saying death to owls because we like rodents
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Re: Unintelligent design!

Postby Meatball on Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:35 pm

Anonymous wrote:I recently bought the gospel last friday using our church funds and I've been reading it ever since. On page 32, I noticed the 10 products of unintelligent design and found it extremely humorous. :mrgreen:

What was your favourite part of the book?

Also, the book has passed through the hands of 9 people already since and there's a waiting list of about 20 something people at our school. It seems like its extremely popular, and I've even directed quite a few of my friends to the bookstores as well. :)

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Re: Unintelligent design!

Postby Gethsemane on Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:42 pm

"Absolute win" Could Meatball be a fan of failblog? :wink:
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Re: Unintelligent design!

Postby Reverend RA on Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:39 pm

Although a devout believer in intelligent design (I find the Darwian evolotionary theory laughable) however now in my later years I am having a problem reconciling some of my creationist beliefs with reality. For example I have no problem going to the toilet on a regular basis so much so that every morning at 9.00am I will (to be blunt) excavate my bowels, my problem is I do not get out of bed before 3.00pm. Any advice would be gratefully received.
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Re: Unintelligent design!

Postby Cap'n Tedward on Mon Aug 08, 2011 2:21 am

Wait wait... okay, so we're calling Collandarism "Unintelligent Design" now?
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Re: Unintelligent design!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:57 am

Cap'n Tedward wrote:Wait wait... okay, so we're calling Collandarism "Unintelligent Design" now?


I wouldn't expect us all to be on the same page about anything. Rather against the spirit of the thing, I think.
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Re: Unintelligent design!

Postby gronank on Mon Aug 08, 2011 8:09 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:
Cap'n Tedward wrote:Wait wait... okay, so we're calling Collandarism "Unintelligent Design" now?


I wouldn't expect us all to be on the same page about anything. Rather against the spirit of the thing, I think.

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Re: Unintelligent design!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd on Mon Aug 08, 2011 9:38 pm

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Re: Unintelligent design!

Postby clh_hilary on Mon Jul 09, 2012 9:47 am

I also love the part on unintelligent design. It was so inspiring!
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Re: Unintelligent design!

Postby TDKs on Fri Jul 20, 2012 2:10 pm

It's not "Unintelligent" - it's "Drunken Design!"

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Re: Unintelligent design!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Jul 20, 2012 4:14 pm

I used to have a sticker on the back of my motorbike: "Designed in a pub. Built in a shed." I suspect there is a similar sticker on the back of this universe.
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Re: Unintelligent design!

Postby TDKs on Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:19 pm

I'm going to have to reshare that on my GooglePlus - I hope you don't mind Roy. :)
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