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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 30, 2008 1:12 am

Took me a while to decipher that "lion" meant "line."

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/2637057. ... 4F32AD3138
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Postby St John the Blasphemist on Fri May 30, 2008 1:51 am

Taking into account that I joined on 1 Oct 2005 & my post count at this point in time ≈2200, I estimate my eligibility for this esteemed society to happen around 1 Dec 2011.

Seems only just around the corner in the grand scheme of things.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Fri May 30, 2008 1:52 am

Perhaps lessen the post count by 1000 for every year served?
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Postby Taidje Khan on Fri May 30, 2008 4:21 am

perhaps assign points to individual posts?


I mean, I talk a lot of shit, but I've had some posts that were worth at least twenty or thirty of MM's tripe.
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Postby Taidje Khan on Fri May 30, 2008 4:22 am

Perhaps quityerbitchin?
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Postby Taidje Khan on Fri May 30, 2008 4:22 am

GOD! would you FUCK OFF!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 30, 2008 5:35 am

WTF is going on with you?
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri May 30, 2008 6:36 am

I think he's got MPD.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 30, 2008 6:51 am

Really? He has a Music Player Demon?

Sorry. I googled it, and that's the first thing that came up.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri May 30, 2008 8:19 am

Multiple Personality Disorder
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Postby Rainswept on Fri May 30, 2008 8:33 am

Ya well I think it's time for his "sane" side to learn to use the edit button, no?
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri May 30, 2008 8:34 am

Rainswept wrote:Ya well I think it's time for his "sane" side to learn to use the edit button, no?


That is implying that he has one.
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Postby farfalla on Fri May 30, 2008 11:33 am

EarthRise wrote:
Btw, I've spoken to Duke; he seems not too keen on returning.



:(


when I started participating one of the reasons I stayed on was the late night (not so late in Hawaii) posts with Duke

wish you much wellness, Duke, wherever you

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Postby Rainswept on Fri May 30, 2008 7:10 pm

Just wait till the day KW gets subjected to this!
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Postby Zankou 2.0 on Fri May 30, 2008 7:17 pm

Rainswept wrote:Just wait till the day KW gets subjected to this!


He has a title already.

FAIL.
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