NYBB

This is where we confer honor on those who have earned the title of Prophet. Or, where we mock them. One or the other.

Moderator: Other Stuff Mods

Re: NYBB

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 14, 2009 5:48 am

ChowMein wrote:Ye fibbing liddle hoomin , oi nay be votin ye enyfing , ye still owe me six fish 'eads and two rats fer 'elping ye git free frum Auintie's bilge .


Arr so it was ye...ye filthy blaggard!!!!! :furious:
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
User avatar
black bart
Resident Weevil
 
Posts: 25876
Joined: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:56 am
Location: London

Re: NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:43 pm

Ez it tyme fur me tytul yit?

I neeeerly a furffullully fust post, an I neeerly stop uze-in me diaper.

Pleeeeeezzzz??
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
User avatar
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2558
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
Location: off me leesh

Re: NYBB

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Apr 15, 2009 3:56 pm

Did he say he nearly stopped oozing in his diaper?
:fsm_gross:
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
User avatar
ET, the Extra Terrestrial
Privvy Counselor
 
Posts: 7002
Joined: Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:01 am
Location: In the woods, watching

Re: NYBB

Postby Ubi Dubius on Wed Apr 15, 2009 4:16 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Did he say he nearly stopped oozing in his diaper?
:fsm_gross:


No, no. He stopped uzi-ing in his diaper. Auntie BB took his assault rifle away after he shot those three pirates.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
User avatar
Ubi Dubius
Set bail, me hearties!
 
Posts: 5253
Joined: Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:50 pm
Location: Varrrrrrgggggghhhhhhinia

Re: NYBB

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri Apr 17, 2009 7:38 am

ARGH !

Thee wee ( Capt.) Bligh-tarrrrrr be thee fore arm mascot .

Thee Terribull Tinky Tot ,

Immigrint Frum Xenu ,

Babel Bouy .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
User avatar
Mad Willyum Bonney
Admiral of Incomprehensibility
 
Posts: 3833
Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am
Location: Bedlam

Re: NYBB

Postby Platypus Enthusiast on Tue Apr 21, 2009 9:56 pm

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Immigrint Frum Xenu


lmao, very nice dude
Check out an official Pastafarian holy book, the Loose Canon: http://loose-canon.fsm-consortium.com/the-loose-canon/

"With Him, All Things are Pasta-Bowl."
-ProvHerbs 3:35
User avatar
Platypus Enthusiast
Tortellini Third Mate
 
Posts: 350
Joined: Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:21 am
Location: New Jersey: The Spaghetti State

Re: NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue May 12, 2009 12:48 pm

ha ha i be a lefftenint taday
ha ha
:tongue: plbbbbppppptt :tongue:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
User avatar
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2558
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
Location: off me leesh

Re: NYBB

Postby Edd on Tue May 12, 2009 12:53 pm

And now he will post about it until he reaches the next rank.
"Oook." - The Librarian

Visit the new and improved Agnoistrology.com!
User avatar
Edd
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2505
Joined: Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:02 pm
Location: Texas

Re: NYBB

Postby Ubi Dubium on Tue May 12, 2009 7:00 pm

He's already pretty rank!
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out

"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
User avatar
Ubi Dubium
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2563
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:10 pm
Location: This is my brain, and I live in it.

Re: NYBB

Postby lordpunkmonk on Tue May 12, 2009 7:15 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Return To Sender

I like this one alot
--LPM lord of the apocalypse
"The man with a clear conscience probably has a poor memory." --Lawrence J. Peter
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321
User avatar
lordpunkmonk
Shaman of Ramen
 
Posts: 2825
Joined: Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:14 am
Location: outside your window

Re: NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Wed May 13, 2009 3:51 pm

I'm a pose lots more posts like diss, an den I bee-cum a CAPTIN! Den yoo got ter doo wot I tells yer, beecoz I'z a Captin.

I coman you bring me my tytul. An my new fillum.

An Peetzer.



An chocklit milk.
:nefyoobash:
:stupid:
:welcome:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
User avatar
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2558
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
Location: off me leesh

Re: NYBB

Postby Ubi Dubium on Wed May 13, 2009 8:06 pm

I'd better hurry up and post enough to make Admiral before the little twerp makes captain!
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out

"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien
User avatar
Ubi Dubium
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2563
Joined: Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:10 pm
Location: This is my brain, and I live in it.

Re: NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Fri May 15, 2009 6:35 pm

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:ARGH !

Thee wee ( Capt.) Bligh-tarrrrrr be thee fore arm mascot


wite furm oar weff furm?
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
User avatar
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2558
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
Location: off me leesh

Re: NYBB

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Fri May 15, 2009 7:20 pm

Ye daft git !

Oi wuz ensalting ye !

Wot ye fink a fore arm mastcot be !?
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
User avatar
Mad Willyum Bonney
Admiral of Incomprehensibility
 
Posts: 3833
Joined: Sat Dec 08, 2007 8:34 am
Location: Bedlam

Re: NYBB

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue May 19, 2009 3:21 am

Iz et tyme fer me tytul yet?

I'z a CAPTIN, and hi givz yez HORDERS!

Oi coman ye gib mee TYTUL!

rrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Fank ye, welkum!
:violin: :jack: :violin:
:bounce: :lurk: :bounce:
:blush: :idea: :drunk: :blush: :idea: :drunk:
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
User avatar
Nef Yoo BlackBeard
Mystic of Meatball
 
Posts: 2558
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:45 pm
Location: off me leesh

PreviousNext

Return to Temple of the Prophets

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests