Um, o.k. guys/girls, grab your nuts and let's decide on a name for ET.
Shouldn't a Mod step in about now for the big vote???
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by TwistedSister on Sat Sep 12, 2009 7:54 pm
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by bacon on Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:23 am
i thought everyone knew that squirrels now use rocket launchers
Get your bake on.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Scott the Pirate on Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:44 pm
So am i to understand that PG will now be frequenting the local parks with his testicles exposed? Careful, PG! If there's kids around you could be looking at jail time. Be safe and only expose yourself to squirrils in the privacy of your own home....
And you probably shouldnt tell your fiance.
And you probably shouldnt tell your fiance.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by black bart on Tue Sep 15, 2009 5:59 am
TwistedSister wrote:Um, o.k. guys/girls, grab your nuts and let's decide on a name for ET.
Shouldn't a Mod step in about now for the big vote???
wait wait I haven't had a turn yet....
er...
wait a minute it's coming, it's coming...
something to do with canoes, carpentry...er...The Wise Man of The Lakes?
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by pieces o'nine on Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:33 pm
Bart, ye said yers be rubbish an hit be rubbish hindeed. 
ET, thee sweete smoke ov incense an burnin pasta is e'en now floatin hup around thee mods an such fer yer petishun...
Wif one ov thee ovver dayiteas, wun daye can be as a thousand yeares. Hits not that slow wif thee followers ov thee FSM (pbuh) but hit will tayke a bit ov tyme. Meanwyles, ye maye awl continyoo t'submitte (non)-rubbish sujeschuns huntil thee ho-fishawl vote.
ET, thee sweete smoke ov incense an burnin pasta is e'en now floatin hup around thee mods an such fer yer petishun...
Wif one ov thee ovver dayiteas, wun daye can be as a thousand yeares. Hits not that slow wif thee followers ov thee FSM (pbuh) but hit will tayke a bit ov tyme. Meanwyles, ye maye awl continyoo t'submitte (non)-rubbish sujeschuns huntil thee ho-fishawl vote.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:36 pm
Oi waits on yer pleshore.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by black bart on Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:59 am
He has got a canoe though. 
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by ET, the Extra Terrestrial on Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:16 am
black bart wrote:He has got a canoe though.
I bet you say that to all the guys.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard.
-- Dr. Joy
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by black bart on Mon Sep 21, 2009 8:25 am
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:black bart wrote:He has got a canoe though.
I bet you say that to all the guys.
Is that a canoe in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? As the Actress said to the Bishop.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Rainswept on Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:10 am
"One Too Many"
I believe it's time for mankind to set aside the crutch of religion and embrace morality born of reason and truth. Those crutches have long since proven treacherous when the ground gets slippery.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Scott the Pirate on Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:21 pm
"Drinks With Cats"
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Tigger_the_Wing on Sun Oct 04, 2009 10:50 pm
Mongo of Maine
Playing Hookey from Hockey
Mongo Mau
Maineki
Playing Hookey from Hockey
Mongo Mau
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Oct 06, 2009 5:18 pm
Cat man do .
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Roy Hunter on Tue Oct 06, 2009 6:00 pm
^ wot 'ee sed. Arrr!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cynical or cruel; but I am, so that's how it comes out." ~ Bill Hicks.
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Re: ET achieves Prophethood
by Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Oct 07, 2009 4:07 am
Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:Cat man do .
This gets my vote!
Says it all, really…
The cats, the man, the…
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