OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

[pieces o'nine]

Well, this is my 5,000th post, and what do I have to show for it?

No custom title, that's what!

So...what have all y'all got for me?

[black bart]

Get on wiv it ye bunch o slack Alices...I'll make a suggsjun ta kick ye off:

Nefertiti at the waterhole
Pirate queen

[Qwertyuiopasd]

Multicultural Shapeshifting Egyptologist.
Gandalf the Many-Colored
No, PON is not a dirty euphemism.

[black bart]

Siren of thee skwirrels ov thee nyghte.

[DavidH]

Pieces of Pure Genius.

[Edd]

Single Handedly Bringing Back Ornate Headdresses

[daftbeaker]

She who has a signature.

[Qwertyuiopasd]

Miss Venganza 2010

[TwistedSister]

Ms. Headdress Appropriate

No PON Intended
( I know. )

edit: thought of another one

Errol Flynn's #1 Fan

[Uther]

Queen of de Nile
Ptolemic Pyrate Princess
Cutthroat Cleopatra

Ma’am Moderator (or Senator Moderator if you insist)

Bastet Babe

Mistress Seein Oi Skwirrel

[Uther]

Thick as Thebes

[black bart]

Thick as Thebes

I like that one.

Cone yak drinkin, Tab fixin, pesky skwirrel queen

[TwistedSister]

Pastafarian Pirate Queen

One Classy Wench

[Ubi Dubium]

This is from the Current Television thread a little while back.

...
I could be pope...I've studied him on this visit and I think I could do all that waving...as long as I'm allowed out for a bloody steak now and again. Pope Bartholomew the Black.

No!

Ye could *not* be thee pope!

Oi been runnin fer pope since Oi be eight yeares olde. If ennybody round 'ere is gonna be thee pope, hit's me. Nun thee less, Oi shalle bestowe a cardinalship hupon ye. Do ye wish t' be known as Cardinal Black Bart or Bart Cardinal Thee Black?

Hmmm....Pope. Is there an appropriate variant of Pope to award here?

[Ubi Dubius]

Papal pretender in waiting.