OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby bacon » Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:39 pm

TwistedSister wrote:
ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:
Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!


I seen it on me work phone and thought it uz pyoor jeenyus. Then ye tried ter dodge out of it an dint see it yerself -- that were hylarryus.

May get selected by acclamation. :worship: :worship: :worship:

:stupid: I agree. Mistake or no, it was hi-lar-ious!!!!


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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby black bart » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:22 am

We have a rather large list to whittle down already:

Nefertiti at the waterhole
Pirate queen
Multicultural Shapeshifting Egyptologist.
Gandalf the Many-Colored
No, PON is not a dirty euphemism.
Siren of thee skwirrels ov thee nyghte.
Pieces of Pure Genius.
Single Handedly Bringing Back Ornate Headdresses
She who has a signature.
Miss Venganza 1776
No PON Intended
Errol Flynn's #1 Fan
Queen of de Nile
Ptolemic Pyrate Princess
Cutthroat Cleopatra
Thick as Thebes
Cone yak drinkin, Tab fixin, pesky skwirrel queen
Pastafarian Pirate Queen
One Classy Wench
Papal pretender in waiting.
Pope of De Nile.
PONtiff.
Cleopatra's Role Model
Queen of Creativity
Mad Hatter
Nice Asp
Admiral o'Sand
She's in de Nile (no she isn't)
"a goddess exceptionally wise and a lover of wisdom" (Plutarch)
All fall to Pieces.
Pieces, Queen o' the Desert
Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Despair!


We need to pick the 8 best.

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:39 am

black bart wrote:We have a rather large list to whittle down already:


Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Desparrrrrrrhhhhh!



Wouldn't that be better?

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:15 pm

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :furious:
wate a minit ! :furious:
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :furious:
:furious:
ware b ME NU GULLFREN!?!
:furious:
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :furious:
:furious: :furious: :furious:

i be surry fer alla yas butt Anti PoN gunna b culd as me nu gullfren
so alla go way noaw afore i ban ya

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:26 pm

Perhaps you should get her a sweater, then?

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Rainswept » Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:53 pm

Pirate o' the Nile

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Ubi Dubium » Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:07 pm

Rain, we're supposed to be making the list shorter!

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby DavidH » Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:45 pm

Pastafarian Pirate Queen.

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:49 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:
black bart wrote:We have a rather large list to whittle down already:


Look Upon Her Works, Ye Migyt, and Desparrrrrrrhhhhh!



Wouldn't that be better?


:stupid: Plus spell 'upon' as 'uPON'?

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:03 pm

DavidH wrote:Pastafarian Pirate Queen.

Psst Dave. It's already on the list.
I beat you to it.

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Almighty Doer of Stuff » Thu Nov 18, 2010 5:56 pm

Make the list longer? Okay.

Here's my suggestions:

Queen Pastafarian Pirate
Queen Pirate Pastafarian
Pastafarian Pirate Queen o' the Nile
Pastafarian Pirate Queen of the Nile
Pastafarian Pirate Queen o' De Nile
Queen Pastafarian Pirate o' the Nile
Queen Pa...

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Rainswept » Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:12 pm

You sorta have to leave the queen title to Cap I think. PoN would be more like a princess.

Princess o' Nile

Piratey Princess

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Roy Hunter » Thu Nov 18, 2010 6:53 pm

Capellini's title comes from an emperor who crowned himself rather than allowing the Pope to crown him. 'Nuff said. I think P o'N is safe with queen in her title.

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:08 pm

nup

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anti POn b me nu gullfrewn EMpiss Ove tha Errrrfffff rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Re: OYEZ, OYEZ, pon Achieves Prophethood!

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Nov 18, 2010 10:31 pm

Rainswept wrote:You sorta have to leave the queen title to Cap I think. PoN would be more like a princess.

Princess o' Nile

Piratey Princess

True to a point. The Queen doesn't usually talk to her subjects unless she has to. (Meaning Cap)


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