The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Dec 04, 2012 4:20 pm

Arrrggghhh ^ yer singin' sownds moighty loike sumone 'as ye fermly grabbed by thee bollocks.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Wed Dec 05, 2012 9:17 am

Aaaaaaaaaargh...ye may be right yer blaggard but ye sounds loik ye've had a nasty haccident wiv a rollock an a bollock!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Dec 05, 2012 4:06 pm

Oi'll not thankee fer remoinden me ov thart hunforchewnent haccident ye scowndrel!
Oi herd ye 'ave yer familee jools polished ev'ry week buy thee olde toothless hag at Madame Fifi's who pays ye fer thee pleasha.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:47 am

Aarrgh...an she polishes me head wiv her other hand! Talkin o polishin...thee last time yer poop deck got cleaned, Willium thee Conkeror was still writin thee Doomsday Book.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby DavidH on Thu Dec 06, 2012 9:20 am

Ar, there be a good reason why yer poop deck got its name.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:06 am

Arrrgh...ye has floaty poop wot takes fifteen buckets o bilge water ta flush!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby DavidH on Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:33 am

Har, ye pushes yer floaters round the bend with yer peg-leg.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Mon Dec 10, 2012 8:55 am

Harrrgh...a bend? Ye has a woman's toilet...I'll wager that loo has ne'r been blocked fer days after a Fish Head Stoo Banquet!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby DavidH on Mon Dec 10, 2012 9:57 am

Harr - ye couldn't block a toilet with a gallon of fish-'ed stoo.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Mon Dec 10, 2012 3:48 pm

Neigh but ^ Ye could plaster it further than 2 gallons ov a bad vindaloo.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 11, 2012 8:39 am

Yarrgh...Ye looks loik an hextra from Stingray!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:08 am

Ye looks loike thee offspring o' Liberace an' Mick Jagger
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:17 am

(fighting to overcome thee nausea of such an image...)

Arrrgh...Ye be thee onlee Pyrate Cap'n wot fills his croo's stockins wiv choklat weevils.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Sat Dec 15, 2012 4:03 pm

Arrrrggghhhh Yer ^ sutch a tietarse ye sucks the choklit offen yars and slips 'em back in thee bred-makin' flower when thee cru arnt lookin'.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart on Mon Dec 17, 2012 10:25 am

Aaaaargh...I've heard that your idearrgh of a xmas lucky dip be Keel Haulin wiv added tinsle.
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