DaveL has been sentenced to the stocks

[Mad Willyum Bonney]

Yarr , wuz a close call m8 .

Not ritely shore how oi escaped , oi fink Zank was doing so much squirming she got ictchy .
Soze wen Brenda lifted up her arm fer a scratch , dat be wen oi saw an opinin' and oi slidded owt .

Yarr doan nun ove ye be tellin' me Cap nows . Oi doan wan Cappie ta Bobbitize me .

[CATPIN_PUFF]

wot is meaning is Bobbytize?

[Auntie Blackbeard]

Yarr CATPIN , John Bobbit upsetted his wify wun day , when he fell asleep she grabbed a very sharp knife , cut if off very cleanly and tossed it out thee porthole .

The sawbonz put him back to wun piece but he be a wee shortarr when called to attention .

MeOoooW

[CATPIN_PUFF]

kthnx, I is methink mebbe she is putit in taco or sumpin'.