Phrases spoken by parrots

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Re: Phrases spoken by parrots

Postby A.L. on Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:25 pm

Doooochbag Dooooochbag (Parrot on 'NYPD Blue')

Blow me down Blow me down (Popeye the Sailor's parrot)


The Parrot and the Cruiseship Magician

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so
the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to
understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!", "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the
table."

"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the
captain's parrot. Then the ship sank.

The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with,
as fate would have it, the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day and then another and another.

Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back:


"OK, I give up. Where's the ship?"
"Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats"
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Re: Phrases spoken by parrots

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Sun Jul 27, 2008 9:27 pm

HARR ! har har har har har har !
Remembering St. John
Remembering Auntie DeeDee
Remembering times of innocence
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Re: Phrases spoken by parrots

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:17 am

" Yeer alla bunch ove wankarrs ! " TK's parrot

" Yeer alla bunch ove heethin skum ! " MPT's parrot

" Arsk me alla boot pirates ... enyfing ! " Taichi's parrot
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Remembering times of innocence
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Re: Phrases spoken by parrots

Postby black bart on Tue Aug 26, 2008 7:49 am

"Arrrrrgh ga ga ga alla hskavvarrragh rum inna bilge arrrrrrrghllllgurgle spiggot." Mad Willyum's parrot :wink:
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Phrases spoken by parrots

Postby tanguerra on Wed Sep 03, 2008 1:05 am

'Put it away Sanchez! Put it away!' Me parrot (Fluffy)
Aaarrrrgggh!

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Re: Phrases spoken by parrots

Postby black bart on Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:55 am

'It's Bart's round, It's Bart's round...'

My Parrot Speckled Jim just afore I shot him
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