Avast me hearties! Ye can change yer Facebook Language to English (Pirate) in the settings menu! Praise be the the FSM! Yaarrrrr
Account Settings > Language > English (Pirate)*
* At the bottom of the list
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,