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Postby DaveL on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:38 am

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Oi think they be hessential to yer Piratical diet. Ye can't eat all that fishead stew with out em.

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Re: Turnips

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:41 am

Arrrr, I agrees wiv yer matey...I has hemployed a young wench called Tess o the Darrrghbervilles ta pick some:

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Re: Turnips

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:59 am

Oh aye. But turnips arrrgh not t'be trifled wiv. They'll cut ye if ye cross 'em, mate.

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Re: Turnips

Postby DaveL on Fri Oct 03, 2008 2:30 pm

Barty, can we hexpect to see a Bart Industries vegetarian range comprising primarily of turnips comin out soon?

Pieces Oi haves never seen a turnip o' lantern before. We could be onto a new trend!
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Re: Turnips

Postby pieces o'nine on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:18 pm

DaveL wrote:Pieces Oi haves never seen a turnip o' lantern before. We could be onto a new trend!

Ye 'asn't bin "witnessed to" verra much, has ye? :D

The Story of the Jack-o-lantern as told by sumwun wiv a verra confuzzled oidea ov calflick doctrine. Oi'll spayre ye thee woild-oi'ed stuff about Cap'n Samhain.



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Fankin ye fer hex"spud"oitin thee recent shipment. Me crewe seams 'appy wiv thee newe rashuns, so farrrgh.

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Re: Turnips

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:29 pm

Mmm, turnip pie.

Oi wunner iffen ye could send me sum o' those tharr pies. Oi need some new sharkbait, err... oi means a new diet, o' course.
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Re: Turnips

Postby DaveL on Fri Oct 03, 2008 6:57 pm

Arrrr...

It looks like yer dropped it on the shag pile.
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Re: Turnips

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:38 pm

It cord onlee 'elp thee taste, methinks.
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Re: Turnips

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:01 am

umm..wen oi shags onna pile (or, on rare ho'-ccasions, IN one), turnips 'ave no bin in evvy-dense..but, naow dat they's becum da hip kine rootie, oi'm orf t'get me ordure in fer a coupla dozen...(oi be plannin' t'take 'em on me next X-tended visit to Madame Fifi's..)
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Re: Turnips

Postby PantyGnawer on Sat Oct 04, 2008 12:29 am

Rutabegga!.....

Way better.
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Re: Turnips

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:06 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
DaveL wrote:Pieces Oi haves never seen a turnip o' lantern before. We could be onto a new trend!

Ye 'asn't bin "witnessed to" verra much, has ye? :D

The Story of the Jack-o-lantern as told by sumwun wiv a verra confuzzled oidea ov calflick doctrine. Oi'll spayre ye thee woild-oi'ed stuff about Cap'n Samhain.



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Bart:

Fankin ye fer hex"spud"oitin thee recent shipment. Me crewe seams 'appy wiv thee newe rashuns, so farrrgh.

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Arrrgh them's sure are tasty pies...an the bonus be if ye keeps em frozen ye can use em as substitute canon balls.
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Re: Turnips

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Mon Oct 13, 2008 12:02 am

erm..carrots, turnips, parsnips, beets
make da vewy best of eats
eaten raw, they be a di-yut
good fo' ebberyone-so try hit!

(mo' bettah far than steak or pie....
start yer chewin' 'n' no arsk w'y!)

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Re: Turnips

Postby Andrey Kurtenkov on Mon Oct 13, 2008 3:02 am

The turnip is over - http://i.helikon.bg/110458z.jpg
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Re: Turnips

Postby black bart on Mon Oct 13, 2008 5:49 am

Aarrrgh...nice big Bilge Rat ye've got thare matey.
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Re: Turnips

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Mon Oct 13, 2008 10:33 pm

Oi jus' larnt summa dem popularrgh rooties be found all ovvah da worl'..fo' reals, bredren 'n' cistern! they's bin known to "turnip" almos' annyw'ere...

(still waitin' onna bribes..er..farewell gratuities..be warned, oi gots lots more frae w'ere dis ^ cum from.. :D )
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