Turnips

[pieces o'nine]

Oi mus' diss a gree wiv ye, Dan.

Who nose *wot* will turnip frum unner that jyint rasta-tam?

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

dis-ha-gree-mint noted, Cap'n P.O'N. an' no worries, eh? notte too "beet" arahnd da bush, oi 'spec dat tam 'as gotte "seedes 'n' stems" jes' a-fermentin' fo' da toimes wen bb 'as hin-vesticated 'is doubloons in wunna dem "Speshul weeke-ende parties" at M. Fifi's..an' as always, yer foughts on dis bee muche re-kwested by mee anna reste uv da croo, so da deck iz urine *voice inna back uv Dan (dhd)'s head:ee-dee-yot! shee's a Mod wit' da kine avatar, da deck bee "your'n" not "urine"*..oh aye, da deck be your'n..

[pieces o'nine]

ye 'as sum straynge deckin' on thee WP, Dan...


here be a noo turnip resipee fer yer crewe, wen they toires ov fish head stoo an grog: Şalgam Suyu

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

So that's what's trubblin Big Ron. He drinks way too much turnip juice.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Woo! Mahalo, P.O'N.!! summa dat tour-neep ghoul-ash an' me anna croo 'ave nebber bin mo' "ree-goo-lar" (so much so, dat we wore a groove inna teak/koa/oak flooring goin' to da poop deck..we be sendin' yoo a bill fo' da noo decking.. )

[DaveL]

YArrr...

Oi won't be buyin a round of Şalgam Suyu. We could set the pub alight!

[black bart]

Arrrr...ye needs a good Sprout curry fer a real dose o pyrotechniks:

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

AAIIEE!! Broossells sprooots (les cab-bagges petits, no?)..get 'em awa' fr' mee an' oi'll stay onna straight an' "marrow", yew chust zee if i don't!

[pieces o'nine]

Dan, ye maye wunt t'cast yer goode oi huppon this.

Oar mebbe mayke yer cabbin bour reade hit fer ye. Theyre be a lot ov bigge werdes. Oi dint see no menshun ov grog in theyre, so hit cant be much ov a jooce ressippea.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Aue! Mahalo, P.O'N. fo' dat link..dunno wot mos' uvvit meanes, but "sinigrin" sounds awfy loike wot oi do onna weeke-endes...oi "sin" 'n' oi "grin" (in fac', jus' finking abaht it makes mee kwite giddy )..hoo knoo dem "Broossells sprooots" wud be goode f' summat udda than flingin' at da cat?!

[black bart]

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I dun writ them up on a big blackboard on me ship an told me men the key be in thar sumwhere...

So far we has tried diggin up alf o Belgium, includin Brussels, an we aint found no treasure...so we is lookin for the Island o epithioalkanes wot I fancy must be somewhere in Greece.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Best uv British luck to yez on that ^, bb..keep an eye out fer Auntie Kythera's (Infernal) Machine Shoppe if'n ya gets neare t' Lesbos fo' a great selection of mesh gear 'n' turnip-rings..

[black bart]

Well I'll be b*******d...I sails to Kythera as ye advised only ta spot an island shaped loik Detective TurtleHolmes avin a swim:

[pieces o'nine]

oi don't see yer flagge theyre, Bart.

did ye fergit t'clayme thee ayeland in thee name ov chyween an country?

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Yarr, oi loikes to make the glashul coast more. OI jus' made that island as me mate wannid ta go orf fishin' on Betelguese.

'ave ye e'er seen Norway? That be wun o' moine, Bart.