Lake Ashi, Japan - man yer cannons!

[DaveL]

YArrrr!

If ye ever be in Japan, make sure ye got yer cannons stocked with plenty o' powder. Coz if yer sailin to Mt Fuji, yer holiday might just end up in a stoush.
Look what showed up on the waters, as Oi wuz just henjoyin the scenery. Darned blighters got what wuz comin to 'em as well.

That'll teach 'em to attack when Oi be on shore leave!

Blaggards!

[black bart]

Aaarrgh take care Dave...them Sumo pirates be animals:

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Argh, so ye be in Edo, learnin' from them Ninja folk? 'Ave ye betrayed us?

[DaveL]

Argh, so ye be in Edo, learnin' from them Ninja folk? 'Ave ye betrayed us?

YArrrr...

More like huntin 'em out matey. Problem was, they be sportin pirates as well.

Seriously, if you want a majestic view of Mt Fuji, there be nuthin more tacky than seein' galleons on a Japanese lake.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

Argh, so ye be in Edo, learnin' from them Ninja folk? 'Ave ye betrayed us?

YArrrr...

More like huntin 'em out matey. Problem was, they be sportin pirates as well.

Seriously, if you want a majestic view of Mt Fuji, there be nuthin more tacky than seein' galleons on a Japanese lake.

Argh, an they cannae e'en git up ta 88!

Darn ninja folk... Always poisonin' when they should be plunderin'!

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

What's worse, Lake Ashi has a gigantic white swan infestation. See if yer can bag a few of these for dinner lads.

[Detective TurtleHolmes]

YArrrrr...

What's worse, Lake Ashi has a gigantic white swan infestation. See if yer can bag a few of these for dinner lads.

Argh, with them bein' that soize, not e'en Bart could miss!