Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Dec 09, 2008 1:33 pm

Arroha! Aye, that may bee troo, bart, butte 'e happeares t'be wunna dem "metrosexual" kine Daleks..yunno, Savile Row exo-skelly-tonne anna concern fo' personal groomin'? ya kin tell dis kine Dalek from da udda kine by their warre-crye.."metrosexual" Daleks alwaies say "EX-FOLIATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (& they meane it, too!!)
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Dec 10, 2008 1:45 am

Yarrgh! Here be a Dalek EXTERMINATIN Sandy Claws...
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby black bart on Wed Dec 10, 2008 6:09 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Yarrgh! Here be a Dalek EXTERMINATIN Sandy Claws...


That's brilliant...I wunder if dey sell daleks in Portsmouth Arrrrghos.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:11 pm

black bart wrote:
pieces o'nine wrote:Yarrgh! Here be a Dalek EXTERMINATIN Sandy Claws...


That's brilliant...I wunder if dey sell daleks in Portsmouth Arrrrghos.

Oi be ashaymed fer ye, Barrrt.

Ye cant BYE Darlicks, ye leek-smokin blaggarrrd! Ye muss relees 'em frum thee speshul prison shippes an capchur 'em as they hex scapes!
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Roy Hunter on Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:55 pm

black bart wrote:Ye cant BYE Darlicks, ye leek-smokin blaggarrrd! Ye muss relees 'em frum thee speshul prison shippes an capchur 'em as they hex scapes!
How little you know of the Argos in Portsmouth...
Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:butte 'e happeares t'be wunna dem "metrosexual" kine Daleks.."metrosexual" Daleks alwaies say "EX-FOLIATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (& they meane it, too!!)

Are you insinuating that I'm in some way attracted to urban subway trains? And we do not exfoliate - we're anodised.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:58 pm

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:Arroha! Aye, that may bee troo, bart, butte 'e happeares t'be wunna dem "metrosexual" kine Daleks..yunno, Savile Row exo-skelly-tonne anna concern fo' personal groomin'? ya kin tell dis kine Dalek from da udda kine by their warre-crye.."metrosexual" Daleks alwaies say "EX-FOLIATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (& they meane it, too!!)

Ye means loike this?:

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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Dec 12, 2008 1:06 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:
Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:Arroha! Aye, that may bee troo, bart, butte 'e happeares t'be wunna dem "metrosexual" kine Daleks..yunno, Savile Row exo-skelly-tonne anna concern fo' personal groomin'? ya kin tell dis kine Dalek from da udda kine by their warre-crye.."metrosexual" Daleks alwaies say "EX-FOLIATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" (& they meane it, too!!)

Ye means loike this?:

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cudnae doone it mo' bettah mee owneselfe, DeTH & mahalo nui loa fo' dat!!

RH: oi noe bee hinsinuous-atin' nuffink--hit's welle-knowne metrosexual Daleks loike t' 'ang abaht at Toob Stations, mutterin' fings loike "scroob awee yer troobles? yessssss oi will, mee precioussssss...da reeng, da reeng..." (urps!! oi doo b'leeve oi've mix'ed uppe mee cinematick references..so, ummm..nebber mynde, OK? :D)
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby black bart on Fri Dec 12, 2008 6:49 am

Aaarrgh, so dat's wot be inside a dalek:

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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:57 pm

black bart wrote:Aaarrgh, so dat's wot be inside a dalek:

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Damn! Busted again! Hates it, we does, wretched pirate, yesssssssss....
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Roy Hunter on Fri Dec 12, 2008 4:01 pm

...but I bet you don't have a picture of a dalek doing the nasty with a subway train, do you?...

(Do you?)
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Dec 12, 2008 9:47 pm

Argh, oi does.

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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:20 pm

black bart wrote:Aaarrgh, so dat's wot be inside a dalek:

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OMFSM! dat dere bee da spittin' himmage uv WalkthePlank widdout 'is wigge!
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby black bart on Tue Dec 16, 2008 5:25 am

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:
black bart wrote:Aaarrgh, so dat's wot be inside a dalek:

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OMFSM! dat dere bee da spittin' himmage uv WalkthePlank widdout 'is wigge!


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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby DaveL on Tue Dec 16, 2008 6:59 am

Oi though that was Bart at his birthday party after he started hittin the schnapps.
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Re: Santa is comin' - man your anti aircraft guns!

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:08 am

YARRR! if zo, den da schnapps bin hittin' 'im back, look!
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