That be a fine question matey. The answer is, hopefully, "shot down in a fiery blaze" of course.
Ha! You wish ye cold harted gouger. Santa is kurently safe in hidin at me place!
(so ok the truf be i holdin 'im for ransom- but it ain't goin well- seems tha elves ain't paid wif cash and I be not about to take toyz fur da ransoms).
btw - where the heck ye been hidin yerself?
o rite that'd be me
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."