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Pirates vs. Ninjas

Postby CrazyFanatic on Tue Jan 13, 2009 11:41 pm

What ever happened to the good ol' pirates vs. ninja discussion? as a religion of pirates I believe that THIS IS HERETICAL -------> :fsm_ninja:
As a fnatic who has defended pirtaes honor across facebook and the ocasional debate team meeting I think theat we have let ninjas use thier shadowy trickery to steal thier way into our minds :? so take of your dusty monocles and take a good hard look in the mirror (unless you have benn hitting the beer volcanoe results best made when sober) :twisted:
Just remember pirates dont take shit from anyone unlike ninjas whom are wimps and not the chosen people I hope you make the right choice...
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:18 am

As the pirate mother of a ninja I have decided to take offence at your post, so I can rant incomprehensibly at you.

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On second thoughts, why bother. It's too hot today. Image Let's all go for a pint! :fsm_ninja: Image :fsm_yarr:
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:19 am

Yarrrgh, CrazyFanatic, yer maykes sum sense.

But if ye joynes us down at thee Benbow fer a round ov Captains Delights wiv Brasso Chasers, ye'll kwickly foinde that a ninja be dead yooseful fer puttin yer drinkes on 'is tabbe, as 'e won't brake cuvver t'hobjeckt.
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas

Postby CrazyFanatic on Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:27 am

TO YOU SIR I AGREE PINT! also i dont know what you mean pirate man I took only basic Pirate beta I didnt go for the immersion course.
Never mind i now know what you mean and RAmen to that.
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:32 am

Apologies, Crazy Fanatic.

This pirate wench ran her post through the babelfish pirate translator and hopes this will help:

babelfish wrote:Aye, CrazyFanatic, you make some sense.

But if you join us down at the Benbow for a round of Captains Delights with Brasso Chasers, you'll quickly find that a ninja is convenient for putting your drinks on his tab, as he won't break cover to object.




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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas

Postby Tigger_the_Wing on Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:36 am

Crazy, put your specs on! Pieces is a wench, & I'm not a Sir either, I'm a granny! :D

(That's me by the FSMas tree in my avie)

Last one to the bar is a ninja!

Let's have a pirate /ninja war when we get there...

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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas

Postby DaveL on Wed Jan 14, 2009 12:40 am

CrazyFanatic wrote:What ever happened to the good ol' pirates vs. ninja discussion? as a religion of pirates I believe that THIS IS HERETICAL -------> :fsm_ninja:
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YArrr...

We saw off several ninja infestations here matey (Dukes where are you blaggard?) and there's bin peace for many moons now. We be more concerned with other creative exploits these days, like Playbilge centrefolds, insulting one another, telling saucy tales and trying to talk like landlubbers.
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Wed Jan 14, 2009 2:05 am

Fo' reals, bruddah DaveL..nodda menshin da head-you-cassional field trippes t' Madam Fifi's..
oi gives in, t'sinne...cuz i loikes t' practice wot oi preach
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'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas

Postby moodydaniel on Wed Jan 14, 2009 5:02 am

The ninja's are like the cub scouts. Kiddies become a ninja and move onto piratism as they get older. No conflict, it's the FSM's may of touchng younger minds.
Our Flyer,
Who drink in heaven,
FSM be thy name,
Thy ketchup come,
Thy sauce be done,
On earth as it's served in heaven.
Give us this day our garlic bread,
And forgive over cooked Tagliatelle,
As we forgive those who serve it to us.
And lead us not into takeaways,
Who deliver pizzas so evil.
For thine is the pasta, al dente cooked spaghetti.
For breakfast and dinner,
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Re: Pirates vs. Ninjas

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 14, 2009 7:02 am

Aye matey...they be most definitely 'touched'.

I fink I needs ta see Rita thee hoptishun...I can't read yer signature for it be as tiny as Walktheplank's remainin hair.
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