Pirates vs. Ninjas

[CrazyFanatic]

What ever happened to the good ol' pirates vs. ninja discussion? as a religion of pirates I believe that THIS IS HERETICAL ------->
As a fnatic who has defended pirtaes honor across facebook and the ocasional debate team meeting I think theat we have let ninjas use thier shadowy trickery to steal thier way into our minds so take of your dusty monocles and take a good hard look in the mirror (unless you have benn hitting the beer volcanoe results best made when sober)
Just remember pirates dont take shit from anyone unlike ninjas whom are wimps and not the chosen people I hope you make the right choice...

[Tigger_the_Wing]

As the pirate mother of a ninja I have decided to take offence at your post, so I can rant incomprehensibly at you.



On second thoughts, why bother. It's too hot today. Let's all go for a pint!

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh, CrazyFanatic, yer maykes sum sense.

But if ye joynes us down at thee Benbow fer a round ov Captains Delights wiv Brasso Chasers, ye'll kwickly foinde that a ninja be dead yooseful fer puttin yer drinkes on 'is tabbe, as 'e won't brake cuvver t'hobjeckt.

[CrazyFanatic]

TO YOU SIR I AGREE PINT! also i dont know what you mean pirate man I took only basic Pirate beta I didnt go for the immersion course.
Never mind i now know what you mean and RAmen to that.

[pieces o'nine]

Apologies, Crazy Fanatic.

This pirate wench ran her post through the babelfish pirate translator and hopes this will help:

Aye, CrazyFanatic, you make some sense.

But if you join us down at the Benbow for a round of Captains Delights with Brasso Chasers, you'll quickly find that a ninja is convenient for putting your drinks on his tab, as he won't break cover to object.

Welcome abored, ye scurvy newe recroot!

[Tigger_the_Wing]

Crazy, put your specs on! Pieces is a wench, & I'm not a Sir either, I'm a granny!

(That's me by the FSMas tree in my avie)

Last one to the bar is a ninja!

Let's have a pirate /ninja war when we get there...

[DaveL]

What ever happened to the good ol' pirates vs. ninja discussion? as a religion of pirates I believe that THIS IS HERETICAL ------->
...

YArrr...

We saw off several ninja infestations here matey (Dukes where are you blaggard?) and there's bin peace for many moons now. We be more concerned with other creative exploits these days, like Playbilge centrefolds, insulting one another, telling saucy tales and trying to talk like landlubbers.

[Dan (dat haole dude)]

Fo' reals, bruddah DaveL..nodda menshin da head-you-cassional field trippes t' Madam Fifi's..

oi gives in, t'sinne...cuz i loikes t' practice wot oi preach
Depeche Mode

(pyratickal translation by yr. obt. servt. Dan (dhd))

[moodydaniel]

The ninja's are like the cub scouts. Kiddies become a ninja and move onto piratism as they get older. No conflict, it's the FSM's may of touchng younger minds.

[black bart]

Aye matey...they be most definitely 'touched'.

I fink I needs ta see Rita thee hoptishun...I can't read yer signature for it be as tiny as Walktheplank's remainin hair.