Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game

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Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 27, 2009 5:55 am

*Aaaarrgh, fumbles with pistols in Black Beard style Bandolier with fourteen pistols stuffed in it...drops pistols, shoots four of me own crew, draws cutlass and challenges everyone to a big Pirate fight*
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Re: Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:08 am

* considders shootin meself wiv me oan pistols, at thee mirror thought ov wadin fru Cronan-knows-ow-menny payges ov this koinde ov foolishness 'ere in pyrates *

* drinkes a Capns Deloight -- an slips thee Brasso Chaser t'me rein-vulcher 'ed-dress t'perk hit hup a bit -- an foires a volly ov unpayde barrrgh tabbes at Black Bart *
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Re: Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:23 am

(Aaarrrgh...I wasn't suspectin thee bar tabs so soon in thee battle)...*catches bartabs full in thee moosh an falls backwards over the table into the ample wobblin chest o Big Brenda...phew*
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Re: Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jan 27, 2009 6:36 am

*Pulls Big Brenda oot from unnerneaf Bartie, lets 'im fawl thee 9 meeter drop ta thee bottim*
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Re: Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game

Postby black bart on Wed Jan 28, 2009 5:42 am

*recovers poise and smashes bottle of Captain's Delight over DTH's bonce (empty bottle o course)*
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Re: Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:13 am

*Cawls Bartie a wuss an' smashis a reel wun o'er his heid*
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Re: Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jan 29, 2009 5:59 am

* Orders a round ov Cap'ns Deloights wiv Brasso Chaysers fer evvirwun in thee 'owse *

* Puts hit on DTH's tabbe *

* Fyres a neer-leethal volly ov frozan Fish Head Stoo Pot Pyes at Dan an thee crewe ov thee YouNeice *
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Re: Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 29, 2009 7:55 am

*drags Zankou in orf the street an makes in talk loik a lanlubber in front o the benbow reglars*
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Re: Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:08 am

*Sits doon ta watche thee showe*
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Re: Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 on Sun Feb 01, 2009 3:39 pm

black bart wrote:*drags Zankou in orf the street an makes in talk loik a lanlubber in front o the benbow reglars*

What's weird is that i didn't find this thread until after you posted this.


YOU BUGGERS STOLE MY THREAD IDEA.


*JABS CUTLASS INTO BLACK BART'S BUTTOCKS*
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Re: Epic Role Playing Pirate Battle Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Feb 02, 2009 3:09 am

*Slashes Zanky in harf*
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