I be a sailor pirate wanna be

[bleuet6]

Last summer during a severe thunderstorm the Flying spaghetti Monster came to me in a revelation and explained to me how it was crazy of me to sail during a thunderstorm. I thanked him for his wisdom and said several hail Flying spaghetti Monster prayers while returning to a sheltered bay. He listened to my prayers and I got me there safely. Some would say it was just because I am a skilled sailor or that it is great that some one invented a diesel motor that I got there safely. I think that it is because he cares deeply about my well being and listens to ever word I say or think.
That because I am a dedicated believer unlike so many others who will not reap the benefits and protection of such a wonderful caring being.

Thankfully
Brian the smart believer

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

wot be da noim off ya shup?