Dat billy bowlegs used to be a bosun on me ship- and 'e din git 'is bowlegs from lack o proper diet! I ain't like that scurvey Black Bart- oi feeds me krew real gud food. Loike all da pikled 'erring they wants.
Just save the farkin Gorillas will you! They don't have spell check- but they do need YOU/US...
I Ned Speil Cheek!!!!!!!!
I'm *not* the lowest rank on this ship. What about the laboratory mice? I tell them something and they jump straight to it. "Yes, Mr. Lister Sir, eek,eek."