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Re: Meet the crew

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:42 pm

Here be me firrrst mate, Dom thee Danger Catte:
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Alas, oi 'as nivver 'ad thee arrrght t'replayce me ole cabbin bouy, Errol Flynn.
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*Those* boots be mayde fer walkin. An dancin thee hornpipe. An' sittin down. An orderin' a round at thee Benbow. An...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: Meet the crew

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:45 pm

* please delete this inexplicable poste, DaveL * :whistle:
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black bart
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Re: Meet the crew

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 23, 2010 6:56 am

Aaarrgh, thee years o battlin giant bilge rats ave had a wearin effect on me shyppe's cat 'Tinkerbell':

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:15 am

Aaarrrggghhh, thee ship's cat. They be good luck to be 'avin' on board. Yer cat be a moighty veteran o' the high seas there BB. Oi were plagued aboard me ship by these Sumatran rat monkey fellas a few year ago:-

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That were when oi found Fugly and Freaky (below). They be solvin' me mutant rat problem moightily foine:-

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:19 pm

Arrgh mateys I wants ye ta meet thee cook...Big Jimmy. He can knock up a good meal out o just about anything he can get his hands on. In this hunusual shot he be lookin in thee fridge because he left his grog in there...but usually he can be found trappin rats in thee bilge.

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Big Jim trained at thee Portsmouth College o Caterin under the auspicees o Pirgella Lawless and has interests in rat poisoning and Weevil farming.

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby Calico Jack » Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:58 am

Big Jimmy looks preggers.

Suck thine guy in and act like a man!

Ack.

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby black bart » Thu Mar 25, 2010 11:22 am

Arrgh...well I wont repeat Big Jim's response to that...but this be Big Jim's favourite recipe for Roast Parrot:

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby Ham Nox » Fri Mar 26, 2010 8:13 am

Be careful with all the cats mateys... We don't want to become one of those crazy cat crews livin' in the shipyard next door.

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby TwistedSister » Fri Mar 26, 2010 9:44 am

Ham Nox wrote:Be careful with all the cats mateys... We don't want to become one of those crazy cat crews livin' in the shipyard next door.

:furious: Hey! Watch it!!! Dem bes fightin words!!! :furious:
Hisssss.

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:24 am

Aaarrrgh I gets a bit lonelee in me cabin on a long voyage an me portrait o Big Brenda got worn out...er...washed out thee porthole by a big wave. So I sent orf ta PlayBilge for an hexcitin portrait of a Pyrate Queen :lech:


This is not wot I wuz hexpectin an I wants me money back:






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Re: Meet the crew

Postby Calico Jack » Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:22 am

black bart wrote:Aaarrrgh I gets a bit lonelee in me cabin on a long voyage an me portrait o Big Brenda got worn out...er...washed out thee porthole by a big wave. So I sent orf ta PlayBilge for an hexcitin portrait of a Pyrate Queen :lech:


This is not wot I wuz hexpectin an I wants me money back:






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Pretty birds, Pretty birds!!! :love:

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:10 am

How's this fur an hexchange, Bart? I be thinkin it be closer.
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Re: Meet the crew

Postby black bart » Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:13 am

Yarrgh...ye'd never get her out o all that tin in toim!

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby Ham Nox » Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:46 pm

In toim for wut precizely? :confused:

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Re: Meet the crew

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Tue Mar 30, 2010 7:05 pm

She be wearin' a wig! Oi dun kow 'bout the rest of ye, but that doesn't quite do it fer me.


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