The Joys of Artificial Appendages

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Just wunderin' as all pirates have at least one artifishal appendage, how youse are going about yer daily lives?
I quite like usin' me hook to do a bit of embroidery meself.

[DaveL]

Yarrrr...

And Oi quite like the idea of a prosthetic cod piece meself! Nuthin better than a bit of trouser enhancement.

[DavidH]

You mean you haven't got one?

[DaveL]

Errrrrrmmm.....no Oi never thought Oi.....ermmmmmmmmm....needed one (much). Oi hear they be errrrrrrmmmm....good though...

Is that a bird that just flew by?

[Calico Jack]

Ack!

Jack flew out of the cuckoo's nest!

Jack doesn't need codpiece!

Ack!

That's why Jack has all the wemmin!

Ack!

Is that a salami in your pocket?

[black bart]

I can always get me an hartifishul Parrot!!!

[DaveL]

Yarrrr...

Oi hear there be a new movie comin' out called 'Robbo-Polly', complete with weaponry.

[black bart]

Arrgh ye can get one o these which is controlled through yer iplank (remote controlled parrot using software on the iphone or ipod touch):

[pieces o'nine]

Oi 'as bin thinkin about sum wigge hextenshuns -- jest fer speshull hokayshuns, loike thee Jim Lad Awards.

Bart, yer avatarrrgh looks loike ye've got thee wigge hextenshuns awl sewed hup -- wot koinde ov tippes 'as ye got fer thee rest ov us?

[black bart]

Oi 'as bin thinkin about sum wigge hextenshuns -- jest fer speshull hokayshuns, loike thee Jim Lad Awards.

Bart, yer avatarrrgh looks loike ye've got thee wigge hextenshuns awl sewed hup -- wot koinde ov tippes 'as ye got fer thee rest ov us?

Why thankee Pieces, but I learned it all from me Uncle BartBeard:

[DaveL]

YArrrrr...

Oi thinks he has been to one of those Hollywood Dentists, for a bit of teeth cappin'. Damn good prosthesis of the chompers there!

[pieces o'nine]

Oi be knot as jung as wen oi starrrghted pyrattin', so oi bin thinkin' about a more feersum corset than thee frothy nuffinks wot be havaylabull at HRH Victoria's Hunmenshunables. An altho oi dun knead ennyfing artifishul in thee corset area, oi beleaves thee proposed garrrghmint belongs in this seckshun:





Yarrrgh! Stande an deliver, ye puling cabbin bouy!

[daftbeaker]

That garmint be lukkin a bit Froyd-ee-an to me

[Roy Hunter]

That garmint be lukkin a bit Froyd-ee-an to me

...and the punchline of that joke is: "I'm not surprised you've got no teeth down there, you should see the state of your gums..."

I know.



Notty.



Ban.

[pieces o'nine]

Yarrrgh, byootee be in thee oi ov thee beholder, an nun ov ye scurvy blaggards as 20-20 vishun, loike.

Did nun ov ye notiss thee novel an hinterestin haplickashun ov spayre oi patches? Hit be lucky their sewed honto thee corset, as oi 'ave no oidea 'ow they "stay" hup ovverwise.