The Joys of Artificial Appendages

[black bart]

Talkin o artifishul oppendigees...Walktheplank tries out his best wigs on Top Gear:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHfEMM2O3t8

[ET, the Extra Terrestrial]

Oi be knot as jung as wen oi starrrghted pyrattin', so oi bin thinkin' about a more feersum corset than thee frothy nuffinks wot be havaylabull at HRH Victoria's Hunmenshunables. An altho oi dun knead ennyfing artifishul in thee corset area, oi beleaves thee proposed garrrghmint belongs in this seckshun:

Yarr, seems loike ter me thet ye'd no have ter worry bout folks not lookin yer in th' oi while they wuz talkin to yer, iffen ye knows wut Oi means...

[pieces o'nine]

Yarr, seems loike ter me thet ye'd no have ter worry bout folks not lookin yer in th' oi while they wuz talkin to yer, iffen ye knows wut Oi means...

heh heh heh!

If thee Ubi's arrrgh sailin in thee piratickle threads, ye myghte get wun ov these fer Ubi#1 fer Monkey, an sayve 'er menny yeares ov rayge! If onlie me oan parents 'ad looked out fer me...