Bah! Don't talk t' me about Scots!
I 'ad a few o' em in me crew once - a right bunch o' drunken gits. One Satday night, they got right lashed up. One tried to do a caber toss wi' the main mast, one were serenadin' the anchor, an one tried to start a fight wi' the ship's figurehead.
I let 'em off at the nearest port wi' a tavern - the ocean'll dry out before they do.