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Postby The Black Spot » Tue May 20, 2008 5:15 am

Bah! Don't talk t' me about Scots!

I 'ad a few o' em in me crew once - a right bunch o' drunken gits. One Satday night, they got right lashed up. One tried to do a caber toss wi' the main mast, one were serenadin' the anchor, an one tried to start a fight wi' the ship's figurehead.

I let 'em off at the nearest port wi' a tavern - the ocean'll dry out before they do.

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Navy

Postby black bart » Thu May 22, 2008 6:11 am

Arrrrgh...I fear we may be fallin behind the Royal Navy in our equal Opps policy:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3948329.stm
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Devils

Postby black bart » Thu May 22, 2008 6:13 am

Arrrgh...I as come up wiv a plan to invoke Anne Wiiddycombe on the poop deck...ye can't get more Satanic than that:

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Re: Devils

Postby The Black Spot » Sun May 25, 2008 8:36 am

black bart wrote:Arrrgh...I as come up wiv a plan to invoke Anne Wiiddycombe on the poop deck...
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What be bringin' this about? Equal ops fer gargoyles?

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Satanic

Postby black bart » Sun May 25, 2008 8:37 am

Aye that as well...no, it was the Royal Navy admitting a Satanist to it's crew.
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Postby The Black Spot » Sun May 25, 2008 8:40 am

I 'ad a stalinist in me crew once. Ee 'ad a massive purge every mornin'.

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Bolsheviks

Postby black bart » Mon May 26, 2008 6:04 am

What a load o Bolsheviks!
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon May 26, 2008 6:08 am

Lenin's undergarmints!
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Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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