The Continuous Salty Tale

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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jan 24, 2012 4:24 pm

... alla ya me nuuuu wehpin! Et in me dyparrrr juss reech in an ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby PastorDeGranoDuro on Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:06 am

...grab 'er an' twurrl 'er aroun'...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roland Deschain on Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:32 am

...an ye be dyin' o' thee hoigh stink o' the seas, which hincidentally be loike...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Roy Hunter on Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:15 am

...Tommy Sheridan's hexperience in thee Portsmuff gaol, after his unfortyewnut hencounter wiff News Hintarghnational...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Tue Jan 31, 2012 7:10 am

...which was used in hevidence in thee terrible 'Semaphore Hackin Scandal of 1765'...when asked about his traumatic experience Tommy called in Cap'n Hew Grant as a witness an he swore that...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Feb 21, 2012 6:27 pm

... Et seemd loike a goode idear at thee tyme , an besides ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby bacon on Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:06 am

. . . the cat dinna seem ta moind, oin fact he wuz quite . . .
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Griffin on Wed Feb 22, 2012 2:57 pm

....strukk wiv Rebeccca's............
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Wed Feb 22, 2012 3:13 pm

... grocery hamper , " I see ye hath visited thee butcher , what lovely loins ye possess , thay appear juicy and ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Tue Mar 06, 2012 9:52 am

...would make a nice Sunday Lunch for thee whole croo, anyone got any mint sauce? I used thee last lot up to lubricate me...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney on Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:59 pm

... prodigious auger bit , the lubricant facilitates my drillling of wet ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Fri Mar 09, 2012 2:22 am

... behoind thee ears noo recroots on thee prawpurr meffid ove deck swabbing . Foist ye ...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:20 pm

...finds a clean bit o deck ta kneel on, then ye dunks yer splodger in thee...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Mar 13, 2012 5:23 am

...bubbles, bubbles, Oi'm ferever blowin' bubbles becaws...
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Re: The Continuous Salty Tale

Postby black bart on Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:44 am

...I swallowed half a pint o...
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