The Continuous Salty Tale

[Ravi Oli]

..."Woy we brus it owerselves frum awl natcherel hingreedyants collect'd daily frum..."

[pieces o'nine]

...thee tigers in thee dinghies...

[Roy Hunter]

...it's hard to catch 'em, because they're always jumping from rooftops, running up-and-down stairs to get away from us, sliding down handrails and lamp-posts. Apparently it's called Richard Parkour...

[Ravi Oli]

...Roy won ov me crue we calls Richard Cranium. E's notte thee sharpest so 'e wears thee moniker wiv pryde. Why onlee thee other day 'e...

[black bart]

...he cried out: "mermaid orf thee starboard bow" thee hentire croo ran to look, all opin ta see a woman for thee first toim in a nearlee a year...imagine thee huproar when it turned out ta be...

[pieces o'nine]

...an hexscapee from DaveL's Hamazin' Dugong Circus...

[Almighty Doer of Stuff]

...wot culd tock an' sed...

[black bart]

..."ello Sailors fancy a bit of a..."

[Griffin]

......elephant dung with gravy an'..............

[Roy Hunter]

"...biscuits? Well, I think they're biscuits. They look like biscuits. But they don't taste like biscuits..."

[Ravi Oli]

...but then wot d'ye hexpect ov shyppes biskuts frum thee wholie dis-owned subsiderie o' Bart Hindustries, Bren's Bricks an' Bakehouse...

[black bart]

...wot be situated behind thee mortuary and thee Taste o Bengal in Portsmouth, rumour has it that...

[Ravi Oli]

...thee Taste o'Bengal serplies thee morchewaries embarmin' flewid, a partickuly potent brew based on thee chef's own vindaloo receipe in hexchange fer...

[Roy Hunter]

...ALBATROSS!!!...

[Ravi Oli]

...WHERE??? 'Ow much? Oi'd perfer Gannet on a stick tho, sed...