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Postby black bart on Wed May 03, 2006 9:54 am

But I keep seein Ninjas...Huge pink Ninjas in the shape of Elephants...it's the Ninjas I tell you, they're coming to get me and steel me grog...
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Postby Duke on Wed May 03, 2006 2:05 pm

Bart, methinks those not be Ninjas but huge pink elephants.


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Postby Tickle on Wed May 03, 2006 2:11 pm

That's exactly what they want you to think. I saw a ninja in the disguise of a teddy bear - I swiftly ripped off its head before it had a chance to ninja me to death.
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Postby Duke on Wed May 03, 2006 2:15 pm

Teddy bear, maybe, but no Ninja I have ever heard of dresses as a pink elephant. As a teddy bear, you can hide in a child's room. But a pink elephant?


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Postby Tickle on Wed May 03, 2006 2:18 pm

How would you disguise yourself in a herd of pink elephants?

You really need to start thinking logically Duke.
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Postby Duke on Wed May 03, 2006 9:45 pm

As soon as you find me a herd of huge pink elephants.


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Postby Tickle on Thu May 04, 2006 1:50 pm

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Postby Duke on Thu May 04, 2006 2:02 pm

See! The picture doesn't even show up!


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Postby black bart on Fri May 05, 2006 8:05 am

If you do hide yourself in herd of Pink Ninja elephants - don't forget to paint your toe nails pink!
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Postby Duke on Fri May 05, 2006 2:07 pm

Pink Ninja Elephants? The Pink Elephants are churning out Ninjas? I thought it was just the Killer Squirrels.


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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:29 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Postby Clifford on Tue Mar 25, 2008 6:35 am

Ninja Pirates? Are you insane? Ninjas are arch-nemesis of Pirates!
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Postby anthrobabe on Sun Mar 30, 2008 2:23 pm

Duke wrote:As soon as you find me a herd of huge pink elephants.


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Postby Ham Nox on Tue Dec 01, 2009 3:52 pm

Clifford wrote:Ninja Pirates? Are you insane? Ninjas are arch-nemesis of Pirates!

Of course ninja pirates! By combining the two doctrines, we gain the strengths of both disciplines and become stronger than either by themselves..

Haven't you heard the motto? "Tread softly and carry a big flask of rum."

Duke wrote:Teddy bear, maybe, but no Ninja I have ever heard of dresses as a pink elephant. As a teddy bear, you can hide in a child's room. But a pink elephant?

Yes, a pink elephant. It's such an obvious disguise that you'd never consider it could be a ninja until it was too late! Reverse psychology and whatnot.
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Re: Ninja Pirates

Postby black bart on Wed Dec 02, 2009 9:50 am

Ahoy matey...ye be dredgin threads from thee very depths o Davy's Locker...who knows wot terrors may lurk there! :shocked:
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