Without usin any swear words, 'oo can come up with a really nasty soundin piratey insult?
Here goes:
Ye weevil faced foc'sle.
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by The Black Spot on Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:26 am
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by Griffin on Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:50 am
Ye be short of a few barnacles Black Spot.
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by onlinebiker on Wed Apr 12, 2006 9:26 pm
Arrrrgggg Ye scurvey ridden, land-lubbin excuse for a swabbie..... Ye couldn't tell the difference between's a monkey's paw and a poopdeck.......
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by Tansy the Terrible on Wed Apr 12, 2006 10:13 pm
Scum suckin' lilly-livered varmint! Oh no wait, that's Yosemite Sam channeling through me...
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by Poincare's Stepchild on Wed Apr 12, 2006 11:59 pm
Yer land-lubber of a bilge rat, yer gots barnacles fer brains.
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by Duke on Thu Apr 13, 2006 12:39 am
Al Dante wrote:Yer a ninja.
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Ye dog-faced, cannon-blasted blaggard!
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by DaveL on Thu Apr 13, 2006 7:08 am
YArrrr...
Yous all be a bunch of weepy eared, flea bitten, toady faced, pea brained, pointy bummed piece of sea lice.
Yous also be a big poopy pants...nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah nyah!
Yous all be a bunch of weepy eared, flea bitten, toady faced, pea brained, pointy bummed piece of sea lice.
Yous also be a big poopy pants...nyah, nyah, nyah, nyah nyah!
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by The Black Spot on Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:02 am
What's that ye say? Ye scrag necked, deck waddlin binnacle polisher.
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by walktheplank on Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:35 am
ye are a lice infested grog swilling barnicle brain. No offence dear boy.
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by Tansy the Terrible on Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:42 am
Scurvy ridden swamp sucker. With yuckies on top.
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by Pachyderm on Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:27 am
Yer father was a Revenue man, an' yer mither shucks oysters fer a livin'.
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