The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 12, 2013 8:07 am

Yarrrrrrgh...be there ee'n a waft o wind, it whips up yer Pyrate Kilt an frightens thee croo members who can't afford Calvin Klein hunderwear!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:51 am

Yarrrrggghhhh an' tis nort yer ponshone fer hangin' free wot riles us awl butt thee singin' "Oi've got a luverly bunch o'coconuts" when ye do.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:11 am

Yarrrgh...Yer coconuts are just hazelnuts...an Yer Daiquiri is just a Hickory Daiquiri Doc.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:16 am

Aarrrrgggghhhh ye arrr so slow yer ownly just fownd owt thart cocktales arrrrn't stories abowt chickens.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Thu Mar 14, 2013 6:31 am

Yarrrrgh...talkin o chickens, yer croo be a bunch o scaredy cats wot jump at thee weeklee 'Scooby Doo' episode.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:23 am

Ye haff a funny hat on yer hed !

na na !

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pbbbtfffbbft!

rrrrr :nefyoobash:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Mar 17, 2013 9:59 am

Arrrggghhhh an' ye ^ be the dread in yer Unca barties dreadlocks.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Fri Mar 29, 2013 2:42 am

Ye taint got no shivering left in yer timbarr ! Ye loose lipped barnacle !
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:05 am

Arrrrggghhhh thee reason ye downt looks loike yer pappy tis ye wernt chipped o'thee same block!!
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby black bart » Fri Apr 26, 2013 6:27 am

yaarrgh...talkin o blocks thee tree wot they made yewer block from was thee larst of it's kind...thee Gyant Densewood Tree.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:19 pm

Aye me 'earty.... an' ye, loike thee chipboard ye came orf, wilt tend ta swellin' an' gettin' flaky 'round thee edges
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue May 28, 2013 9:49 pm

Ye has thee heade ov a stale lager, thee heart ov a revenooer, an the spyne ov a cheape paperback. But at leaste yer popular wiv Madame Fifi's.



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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed May 29, 2013 4:20 am

Arrrrr yer so short-soighted ye mistook thee poor shyppe's moggie fer thee toilet brush an' it lost four loives befor ye descuvverd yer misteak.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jun 03, 2013 9:36 pm

Arrrgh, yer crewe let slip, loike, that ye mistook thee 'toilet brush' fer assorted groomin purposes fer moste ov yer loife.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Jun 04, 2013 3:46 am

Arrrrr yair an' wen showed a picktcha ov ye an' thee toilet brush an' arsked witch they wood snog, 95% ov pyrates chose thee brush.
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