The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jun 17, 2013 10:58 pm

Arrrrgh, yer moar ov thee Jyint Sloth type, according t'yer crewe.

Hassumin ennywun beleaves *yer* crewe.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Jun 18, 2013 3:56 am

Oi'm very 'ezzitent ta beeleave it but Oi've 'eard ye cawled "Miss Inglink" hon akownt ov a strikin resemulance to a chimpansy.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:09 pm

Sints oi'm thee captin ov thee Mad Moggies Revenge, they're baint enny chimpansy aboard, ye lubber.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:10 pm

yer peepee smels o poopoo an yer poopoo stenks o pee pee

fank ye yer welkum rrrrrr :pirate_fish: :fsm_ninja: :pirate_fish:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Jun 18, 2013 11:13 pm

Yarrrgh, yer sposed t'hinsult thee ovver poster, not yerself, ye peetzer-hinfested urrrchin.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Wed Jun 19, 2013 4:54 am

arrrggghhhh yer two noice to 'im pieces... 'e woodn't rayt a scale on thee hanchovees on thee hinfestin peetzer.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard on Mon Jul 22, 2013 6:07 pm

ye bop thee crrrocerdial on thee head wiff ye big nyfe. ye notty. ye ban.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Tue Jul 23, 2013 3:42 am

Aye yer lil ratbag an' 'andy t'will be fer circumsizin' ye above yer ears.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:29 am

Did yer mudder eyin drink enee grog wen she dun birthed yeh?
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Thu Jul 25, 2013 1:33 am

Oi tink dat yer pasta noodel be ays limp ays a jewwy fish.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby pieces o'nine on Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:06 am

That be thee spirit, Rev Daniel, that be thee spirit.

Oi won't pointe an larf that ye hinsulted Ravi well enuff, loike, but followed hup wiv a chaser hinsult t'yersel'. Yer be a scurvy newbie, arfter all, perchance even a Spanyerd.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu Jul 25, 2013 2:22 am

I've seen better insults come out of a bowl of alphabet soup! If'n it weren't for fish-head stew, ye'd have no head at all.
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:27 am

Arrrggghhh yer wench Rowan... 'tis well nown yer beard be less ov a red an' more ov a dark pink.

^^^ Aye Rev Dan... thankee fer insultin' yerself an' savin' me thee effit ov returnin' thee favour. :haha:
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Rev. Daniel Scott on Thu Jul 25, 2013 3:11 pm

Oi wuz tinkin dat yu wer to utterlee sobr t' insalt me propuhlee. So oi 'ad t' do et meself, Ravi.
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Ghettisis (CH 1-10 complete)
He Who is a Servant of FSM
Narwhal
Couscousum
Zozuniah
To Build or Not To Build
Covenant of Olive

NP:
Midas
Sailamon
2, 3 ParmaJohn
Jude's Kitchen



Confucian
Confusion Analects: Book I


~~~~~Qapla', sak-khet, saith.~~~~~
~~~~~~Finna ilian un atra du~~~~~
~~~~~~evarínya ono varda.~~~~~~
~~~~Mára mesta, Eywa ngahu.~~~~
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Re: The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

Postby Ravi Oli on Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:15 pm

Arrrgghhh thee drink oar yer ^ Oldtimers Diseese 'as made yer ferget ta insalt me agin!
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