The Great Pirate Insult Challenge

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Fuse

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:39 pm

YYAARRR...Yer cannon balls are loaded, but there's no one to light the fuse!
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:49 pm

Arrr, ye scabby roach faced weasle.
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Scabby

Postby black bart on Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:53 pm

That's no insult...that's what me Mamma used ta call me!

Ye pock faced jellied eel merchant!
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Postby The Black Spot on Wed Apr 26, 2006 9:24 am

Quiet! Ye sock sniffin' snot rag.
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Gallion

Postby black bart on Wed Apr 26, 2006 10:13 am

Ye see that rotten old fish head whats floatin out to sea...

That's your best gallion that is! :fsm_yarr:
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Postby walktheplank on Thu Apr 27, 2006 8:24 am

Don't let yer mind wander, it's too little to be let out alone.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Agent Provocateur

Postby black bart on Thu Apr 27, 2006 9:23 am

Why you're nothin but, but...

An Estate Agent...

Sorry, that's going to far...

Ye Bedraggled Old Fish Wife!
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:02 am

Arrrr, 'oo remembers "Nearest and Dearest"?

Yer knock kneed knackered old nosebag.
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Bucket

Postby black bart on Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:15 pm

YYYAARRR...what's the difference between ye and a Bucket of Fish Head Stew?

Ans: The Handle!
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Postby The Black Spot on Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:51 pm

Yarrr, ye bottom scrapin' pillow biter.
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Postby Tickle on Sat Apr 29, 2006 10:28 am

Garrr, yer tax dodging parasite o' society. :x
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handsome

Postby black bart on Sun Apr 30, 2006 8:13 pm

YYAARRR ye handsome lookin Orang Utan (that be a terrible insult amongst the Orang Utan fraternity).
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Postby walktheplank on Mon May 01, 2006 7:47 am

apologies to Frankenstein, he not really be that ugly.
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Umbongo

Postby black bart on Tue May 02, 2006 6:54 am

YYYAARRR the beverage in yer Tankard is naught but Libby Umbongo!
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Postby The Black Spot on Tue May 02, 2006 8:21 pm

Arrr, I be sick o' yer talk yer flat headed rope scraping.
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