Captain Jack: Order in the court! Submission denied! Baliff, arrest that man and bring him to me.
The Bailiff apprehends Griffin before he can draw his cutlass and frog-marches him to the bench.
Captain Jack: What is your name, sir?
Griffin (sheepishly): Griffin. your Exalted Sea Worthiness, Sir.
Captain Jack: Mr Griffin I sentence you to 7 days extra duties for contempt of court. (Whispering) How much are you willing to pay top have the sentence suspended?
Griffin: 10 Dubloons, sir.
Captain Jack strains to hear, then sits back with a self-satisfied smile.
Captain Jack: Sentence wholly suspended for three months, but let this be a warning to all here that I will not tolerate suggestions of impropriety in my court.
Captain Jack turns to the prosecutor just as two surly dockyard maties arrive with Black Bart securely bound in chains, wearing leg irons, heavy iron hand-cuffs and a large iron ball and chain.
Captain Jack: Mr prosecutor, I see that the defendent has been apprehended, you may proceed.