We've tried and failed many toimes.
Lock out the usual culprits - you know who they are, (ok meself included).
Ban the words: 'Brenda', 'Fishead Stew', 'Tiddles', 'Big Ron', 'YArrrr or Arghhh', 'Boris', 'Arghh-stock', any Pirate insults, any reference to Madame Fifi or knocking shops, any reference to amputated limbs, cabin boys, booty perches, Auntie Blackbeard (puff, puff, puff)
Ban references to Pirate Rock Acts, PlayBilge, Sporty lookin galleons, using the XXX semaphore line, The Scurvy Board Disciplinary Hearing, Cooking with Weevils or Woodlice (puff, puff, puff)
Oi'd jest quit while your ahead...YArrrrrr