Arr! Bless me eyes! I had not thought that the Admiralty be back.
Grand Admiral Dave ,Admiral Black, Commadore Walk, the fleet is in shambles sins the Admiralty moved headquarters . I wuz the only one left aboard me ship afeer anthrobabe and tansy stripped off an swam fer shore in the CarARGHbean eyelands fer eyepatches and stripper gear.
I dunno wots becum of bosum E.Raser , taint seen em in munz , maybes hes dry dock sumwheres. The pass 10 munz eyes been making the skiff me home. Since Tiddles run off the rats be running me ship . Dere be no more provisions fer em sews they be drooling evry toime they see me. I must catch more seafood effin eyes wants to stay aboard.
Eyes had no contact wiff any udder ships nor the mates dat signed on wiff me. Tis lonely here sumtoimes (effin not fer the rats)
Eyes be hearing thru the ether dat new recruits ave signed on ,as well as cabin boyz ,buts cooking fer rats 'ave kep me frum sending up a signal.
So ,wots be me new orders?