Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:02 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Postby black bart on Tue May 20, 2008 8:25 am

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One set of Hardwood Stocks.

Only one previous owner.

Needs a bit of a clean.

60 Cronans and we'll throw in a free bag o cabbages.


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Hours of fun for all the family.
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 22, 2008 1:42 am

Aargh, vendor, oi'll take it.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 29, 2008 1:25 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Aargh, vendor, oi'll take it.

Ye daft git! Ye can't jess take it. Ye 'as ter give 'im 60 Cronans first!
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard on Thu May 29, 2008 1:27 am

He's a PIRATE! He can take at swordpoint.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 29, 2008 1:57 am

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:He's a PIRATE! He can take at swordpoint.

Arrre we referrin ter thee same Detective TurtleHolmes?
Oi finks 'is oi-hook-cutlass coo-oardinashun be a littel tipsy fur that.
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu May 29, 2008 2:53 am

Aargh. Oi've sovered up a lot since becomin' a Detective. Oi now onlee get drunk durin' the noight, an' when oi'm not on a case.

E'er since oi crashed me ship inna Baghdad, oi've been gittin' less an' less drunk.
Oi do still drink me rum, though. An' oi won't say "nay" te a merchant ship load o' rum at Chrissmas.


Me hook-eye coordinashin 'as greatly inckreashed, too.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Thu May 29, 2008 5:31 pm

Well, as long as yer only drinkin' wen yer alone or wiv frens, that be all roight then. An oi be glad ter hear about yer hook-oi coo-oardinashun.
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Fri May 30, 2008 1:08 am

So's me eye. Oi kept pokin' 'im that 'e freatened te stop funckshinin' altogether if oi don't lay off the grog a bit.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Postby pieces o'nine on Fri May 30, 2008 10:10 pm

'As ye troid wun ov 'em "Saf-T Hooks" wot chillruns yuse?
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Sat May 31, 2008 1:59 am

Aargh, oi troyed them, but me "image speshialist" sed that oi was losin' the image oi've built up, ye know, the "dashin' rogue", soes oi switched back.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:15 pm

Mayhap ye ken get an older pyrate t'procure sum spray painte wiv that "foe metal" finish fer ye t'make hit looke more threttinin', loike.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Jun 03, 2008 2:22 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Mayhap ye ken get an older pyrate t'procure sum spray painte wiv that "foe metal" finish fer ye t'make hit looke more threttinin', loike.

Aargh, oi will do.

Mebbe oi can git sum flames fer me boat, too!
*neanderthal-like voice*
Grunt. Ugh, flames ooh go burn burn, go fast, ugh, grunt.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby pieces o'nine on Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:09 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Mebbe oi can git sum flames fer me boat, too!
*neanderthal-like voice*
Grunt. Ugh, flames ooh go burn burn, go fast, ugh, grunt.

Arrr ye finkin' ov sumfing loike this?
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Re: Arrr-Bay (Non Portsmouth Branch)

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Jun 04, 2008 5:05 am

pieces o'nine wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:Mebbe oi can git sum flames fer me boat, too!
*neanderthal-like voice*
Grunt. Ugh, flames ooh go burn burn, go fast, ugh, grunt.

Arrr ye finkin' ov sumfing loike this?

Oo! Grunt, boat go fast. Ugh, boat fast fast!

Me boat be much bigger than that, though. It 'as room fer three, nay, four cabinwenches!
AArgh!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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