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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:35 am

DONG

There IS NO KNOWN AUNTIEDOTE...there be only AUNTIE BLACKBEARD...she will appily listen ta yers dyin words (don't forget ta tell us where yers treasure be afore ye croaks).
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Oct 22, 2008 6:50 am

DONG!

Uncle BlackHalberd, renowned Ugony Uncle, died this morning aged seventy-eight, leaving his Uncledom to Auntie Blackbeard, who says she is pleased, as she can get many more lacy doilies now.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:03 am

DONG

Mysterious Romanian aristocrat relative of Captain Cronan visits Portsmouth:

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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:54 am

DONG

An' hit lookes loike 'e's bin hittin' on bart's spliff a coople toimes more'n needful..
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E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
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Mau ke aloha, no FSM
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby pieces o'nine on Mon Nov 10, 2008 9:13 pm

DONG

On the occasion of her mumblety-ninth birthday, pieces o'nine will pick up the tab for a celebratory round down at thee Benbow, without even trying to pass it off to Detective Turtleholmes.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:37 am

DONG

Detective Turtleholmes, being the gallant pirate that he is, will pay for Pieces O' Nine's tab on her mumblety-ninth birthday, after plundering the dark recesses of Black Bart's pockets for gold dubloons.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby pieces o'nine on Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:19 pm

DONG!

Worried citizens of Portsmouth have organized a search and resuce party for Detective Turtleholmes. He was last seen diving into the dark recesses of Black Bart's pockets at the Benbow and is feared lost. Depth soundings have been taken of Black Bart's jyint hat in case the fearless detective made it that far.

Stay tuned for updates.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) on Tue Nov 11, 2008 1:32 pm

DONG!

Rejoice! DeTH (covered in lint/seeds/stems) has returned from the depths of bart's pockets! (Doubloon-less, alas..the very idea of a Welshman with loose money on his person....well, it is to laugh!)..DeTH, when interviewed after the ordeal was quite modest about his adventures (he lives the credo:DeTH, be not proud)..
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:16 am

DONG!

Detective Turtleholmes recounts his adventures as "sorely disappointing".

Following the bartender of the Benbow's threats of "pay up or die", Detective Turtleholmes solved his lack of money by plundering Lisbon for the fourth time this month.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:02 am

DONG...

Lisbon plundered fer the 4th toim dis month...5 Euros worth o damage done!
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Thu Nov 13, 2008 1:26 am

DONG

Detective Turtleholmespays the tab for everyone at the Admiral Benbow. The drinks paid for are as follows:
245x Ale - 1 euro
673x Rum (Generic) - 2 euro
1x Rum (Fancy Pants) - 2 euro.
4x Brasso Chasers (BB's, obviously) - Free. "Just glad ta be rid o' 'em!" says the bartender of the Benbow.

In other news, the price of ale at the Benbow is reportedly going up to 0.0001 of a euro. Riots are expected come Tuesday.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:28 am

DONG...

The Black Spot returns wiv plunder from his trip to Skegness.
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby pieces o'nine on Sun Nov 16, 2008 4:35 pm

DONG

Detective Turtleholmes seen weeping inconsolably after being turned away from Portsmouths' newest pretentious French Restuarant by a haughty chef sneering at his lack of coat-and-tie and declaiming, "No zoop for yew!"
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes on Mon Nov 17, 2008 1:35 am

DONG!

Pieces o' Nine reported to be found upturned on a barrel, peeking into the snooty French restaurant. When asked what she was doing, she replied: "The soup counts!"
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Re: Portsmouth News at Ten

Postby black bart on Mon Nov 17, 2008 8:39 am

DONG!

Pirates killed by Royal Navy (I'll ave ta suspend me Fish Head Stew supplies):

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20081112/tuk-two-somali-pirates-killed-in-clash-w-a7ad41d.html
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