Talk Like A Landlubber Day - Sept 20

[walktheplank]

How the devil are you Bart, I hear you are Welsh how frightful, Barbarians and Savages the the entire populace I hear. Perhaps you could go back to the land of leeks and rain instead of inflicting on us your inebriated mutterings which you mistakenly assume we will find amusing.

[black bart]

Tutt tutt now Planky...I don't believe you have ever ventured beyond the Severn Bridge, gateway to the Civilised world and costing all of £5 to enter (it be free ta get into England yarrr!). Careful now, for I do believe it is a tad windy crossing that bridge and you could find yourself seperated from your voluminous locks.

[tanguerra]

Aaargh! Great Flyin' Spaghetti Monsters at last that's over!

<flings corset on floor and gives it a sharp kick, flicks hair over shoulder>

Another day o that and I'd have busted somethin' for sure. Such a headache did I have by the end o' the day from restrainin' meself and a terrible pain in me jaw from tryin' ter make a pleasant and vapid expression, why I thought I would give meself a stroke! Me little pinky be fair sprained from holdin' it up in the air and all!

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Enough with the landlubbering!

[Dan(da haole guy)]

ARR-oha..woo! dignity's back (such as it is..) an' m'face no hurt (still geevs folks in front uv it a shock, tho)..back t'pillagin' an' actin'...well, fanatickal pyratickal..& Cap'n tanguerra..noice t'see yer real avatar back in bizniz..(da croo an' oi could 'ear yez corset-stays flyin' off..r-e-l-i-e-f, ya?)

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Metinks that avatar would never have needed a corset in the first place.

[tanguerra]

It were Sanchez advised me all the real ladies wear the blessed things! No wonder they all have that expression like they got a pain somewhere up the Kyber!

Sanchez swore I couldna' pass fer a real lady without one though. He was a dear boy and laced me up tight and all. Such a handy cove to have about the cabin. Don't know what I'd do without im.

Arrgh! Aloha Dan, even me own crew was a bit startled by the loud noises emanatin' once I got it off! I tell yez!

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

I bet some of those noises were "#$!$#^!#@$!@#&" and "***%$^#@@%$#^"

[tanguerra]

Yaaaar! Poor Sanchez were a bit the worse for wear this mornin'.

Ol' Kate just kept out of it. Said she'd have no part of it. She stayed on her little blanket in the galley like always.

[Rev. Rowan Redbeard]

Was the vicar in the blanket too?

[tanguerra]

Arrrgh! No, she's very protective of her little hidey hole. Nobody be allowed in thar, not even me! Lord knows what she gets up to in there, but baint nobody's buziness.

[DaveL]

Enough with the landlubbering!

Why pray tell sir but no, we shall have much more Landlubberspeak, for thy vocal chords need some to experience the joys of such a practice.

[anthrobabe]

...I don't know whether to laugh or cry...

I myself find myself in this situation--- one would think they'd be used to it and all but sometimes the stuff BB comes out with just broadsides me.

Couldn't log on yest'day---- very sad indeed

I'm glad you've all take off your corsets and resumed being normal.

The thought of some of you in corsets was too much......

[DaveL]

I myself find myself in this situation--- one would think they'd be used to it and all but sometimes the stuff BB comes out with just broadsides me.

Couldn't log on yest'day---- very sad indeed

I'm glad you've all take off your corsets and resumed being normal.

The thought of some of you in corsets was too much......

Yes I has trubbles squeezing my enlarged beer belly into my corset.

[tanguerra]

The thought of some of you in corsets was too much......

Har! Black Bart were quite a sight! Har har!

I saw him face down in the crochet lawn after one or two too many Pims toward the end of the evenin'. Har har! Lucky The Spot were there to see him to his carriage before the sprinklers came on.