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Roy Hunter wrote:Community Relations Manager Family Meal Deal.
First, kill a Community Relations Manager from a railway operating company with your sword.
Chop the head off and boil for two hours. Skin, gut and joint the carcass; cook the limbs 'on the bone' for about three hours over a medium fire while you separate the ribs. Marinade the ribs with a tandoori paste and barbecue them for ten minutes on each side.
To serve, arrange the limbs and ribs so that they read "F**K YOU LADY", followed by an exclamation mark made from the spine and head (you don't actually need to boil the head, but it makes you feel better).
Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:an' fer arrr vegan bruddahs an' seestahs, heere bee Vegan Barbecue Chicken Kebab
boddil uv rum
anudda boddil uv rum
(yoo maye alsoe 'ave sum mushie pease..an' To-ken*, if'n ye muste)
pieces o'nine wrote:Kin ye back-enjineere yer resippe t'add a jerkee opshun?
Roy Hunter wrote:Double Glazing Installer Jerky.
Capture some jerk of a double glazing installer and tie him up securely with cable ties and gaffer tape. If he has needlessly abandoned some scaffolding outside your house, tie him by his feet to the south-facing side of the scaffold tower (unless you're in the southern hemisphere). Leave him to dry in the sun for about a month, regularly rubbing salt and lemon juice into the cracks that appear in his skin, and occasionally calling him a jerk. Serve with some rum.
(For a 'Slim Jim' type jerky, use a skinny double glazing installer.)
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