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Cap'n Coleman Balls

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:33 pm

Based on 'Colemanballs' which is a collection of quotes from sports commentators originally published in 'Private Eye'...I'll er...Kick off:

If Blackbeard were alive today he'd turn in his grave.

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Ever since I got cast adrift in that open boat I have that recurring dream again and again...

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Postby DaveL on Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:46 pm

YArrrr...

Is there any chance there be a Captain Coleman's big bratwurst as well?
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Prayer

Postby black bart on Thu Jan 24, 2008 5:05 pm

It's at times like this that you have to clench your teeth together and say a prayer


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Postby DaveL on Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:16 pm

Has he ever heard of Black Spot's 'Ball in the Bag Special'?
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Victorian

Postby black bart on Fri Jan 25, 2008 4:39 pm

And for those of you who don't know Australia House, it's a beautiful Victorian building...the first brick was laid in 1913 by George V


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Postby walktheplank on Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:39 am

He'll never make anything of his life, he is a quite unremarkable young man.

Edward Teach's School Report circa 1690.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Blackbeard

Postby Auntie Blackbeard on Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:46 am

Blackbeard - a man literally larger than life! It's hard to believe that he's no longer with us.


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greyhound

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:37 am

And look there goes Walktheplank, this boy swims like a greyhound


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Postby DaveL on Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:53 am

Ask me about pirates...anything at all...just be serious about it


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Postby DaveL on Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:11 am

Does Capn Coleman have any other body parts in his anecdotes?
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Bowler

Postby black bart on Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:04 am

I don't know, but the Batsman's Holding, the Bowler's Willy.
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Postby tanguerra on Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:24 am

Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.


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ambitions

Postby black bart on Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:59 am

So many ambitions lie buried on the surface of these islands


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Postby PantyGnawer on Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:05 am

PG sneaks in and steals all your rum
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Re:

Postby DaveL on Tue Aug 26, 2008 5:00 am

PantyGnawer wrote:PG sneaks in and steals all your rum


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